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post Jan 19 2013, 02:23 PM
Since we have a topic for the new anime adaption, it would be a crime not to have one for the manga itself, especially because there's so much awesome shit to talk about that the series will take years to get to, assuming they even adapt every part. So since the manga is long as fuck, there will be plenty of shit to discuss so that it warrants it's own topic.

So far, I've been on a JoJo-binge the last two weeks or so and have read through parts I-V. You'd think such a long-running series would eventually hit it's peak, but just like One Piece it keeps getting better and better and better. Well, except for the protagonist of Part four, that guy is a fucking twat. Still, it's more than made up for by the amazingly awesome villain with the best stand ever.

And if you haven't read this manga yet, then what the hell are you doing with your life?! Go read it. Especially if you like music. There's enough musical references in this series to give Shmeckie a four-hour erection.

Anyway, currently I'm reading part six.

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post Jan 19 2013, 02:43 PM
There actually is a thread for the manga, but no one posted in it in like two years besides me.

Anyway, I think we can all agree that Joseph is the best JoJo.


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post Jan 19 2013, 03:26 PM
QUOTE (Viashino_wizard @ Jan 20 2013, 12:43 AM) *
Anyway, I think we can all agree that Joseph is the best JoJo.

Yes. Also, he gets all the bitches. Canonically.

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post Jan 20 2013, 01:04 AM
Thank God my Touhou knowledge faded enough to fully understand what's going on in this picture.


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post Jan 20 2013, 08:50 AM
I finished reading Stone Ocean, so now it's onto Steel Ball Run.

It seems it's now a trend that the villains get done in by fucking kids. If this continues, I will punch something.

Also, Dio's other sons are surprisingly lame. GioGio has the most powerful ability in the series if not in all of fiction, but those guys are respectively a pathetic junkie, a dumb sick guy and a self-absorbed cripple. And don't even get me started on their stands. Looks like their brother took all the coolness for himself. It's made up for though by the Priest and the Dio-flashbacks, those were pretty awesome. Also, how can you not love a stand called "Stairway to Heaven"?

JoJo with a vagina was surprisingly entertaining, though I think my favorite character from that arc is still Foo Fighters. Too bad she fucking died. Also she's technically sentient plankton but I'd still hit that.


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Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it
Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob
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post Jan 20 2013, 04:05 PM
QUOTE (Max-Vader @ Jan 20 2013, 08:50 AM) *
It seems it's now a trend that the villains get done in by fucking kids. If this continues, I will punch something.

The villain of part 7 is not killed by a child.

QUOTE (Max-Vader @ Jan 20 2013, 08:50 AM) *
Also, Dio's other sons are surprisingly lame. GioGio has the most powerful ability in the series if not in all of fiction, but those guys are respectively a pathetic junkie, a dumb sick guy and a self-absorbed cripple. And don't even get me started on their stands. Looks like their brother took all the coolness for himself. It's made up for though by the Priest and the Dio-flashbacks, those were pretty awesome. Also, how can you not love a stand called "Stairway to Heaven"?

Well to be fair, anyone would have a ridiculously powerful stand if they got pierced by a stand arrow.

QUOTE (Max-Vader @ Jan 20 2013, 08:50 AM) *
JoJo with a vagina was surprisingly entertaining, though I think my favorite character from that arc is still Foo Fighters. Too bad she fucking died. Also she's technically sentient plankton but I'd still hit that.

Technically, that would be necrophilia.


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post Jan 20 2013, 04:42 PM
QUOTE (Viashino_wizard @ Jan 21 2013, 02:05 AM) *
Technically, that would be necrophilia.

Given how often she rebuilt her body using plankton, nah. Besides, even if you take her initial appearance, it's less like being a zombie and more like wearing a suit.

Anyway...

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I just don't get this chart. What's supposed to be so gay about Pucci as compared to all the other flamboyant characters?

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Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it
Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob
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post Jan 22 2013, 03:32 PM
I'm done with Steel Ball Run. Now I'll take a break from JoJo until part eight is finished and then blast through that. As far as part seven goes though, I all in all enjoyed the hell out of it. Here are my impressions:

The Good:
-FUNNY VALENTINE
-"Dio" Brando
-Gyro Zeppeli
-masochistic bisexual first lady
-that wierd tree was pretty cool, especially how they tried to desperately lose their riches
-The horse-races were really exciting
-pretty scenery
-awesome names, as is obligatory
-AMERICA, FUCK YEAH
-Jesus gives you superpowers

The Bad:
-Johnny Joestar. I can't even begin to count the ways in which this kid is a cunt and how he pisses me off. If The other JoJo-protagonists are Tech N9ne and Josuke Higashikata is Lil' Wayne, this kid is Soulja Boy.
-FUCKING LUCY STEEL AAAAARGH
-That whole "golden rectangle" thing was total bullshit.
-The same goes for how Johnny pulls new powers out of his ass via golden rectangle rotation infinity nonsense that don't make any fucking sense at all and give him borderline divine attacking powers just so he can take down whoever needs to be taken down for him to survive.
-Did I mention his stand is SHOOTING HIS FINGERNAILS?!
-I lack the words to describe how utterly nonsensical and infuritating the way he defeats Funny Valentine is.
-The ending was TOTAL BULLSHIT.

So in conclusion:

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Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob
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post Jan 22 2013, 05:36 PM
Funny Valentine for IRL US President.


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post Mar 18 2013, 05:25 PM
I originally wanted to only read Part VIII after it is finished, but then I decided to say "fuck that" and read all the current chapters. And holy balls, is it great, especially since the protagonist is more or less the good guy/JoJo-version of Yoshikage Kira, complete with semi-Killer Queen Stand. Point is, it's great.

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Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob
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post Mar 18 2013, 05:38 PM
I agree. All three stand battles thus far have been amazing and it looks like the current one is shaping up to be as well. I really like Soft & Wet as a stand, its power lends really well to cool and creative uses.

I kind of get the feeling Araki woke up one morning while planning this part out and said to himself "Hey, I'm a seinen author now. I should draw more titties."


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post Mar 21 2013, 12:01 AM
FUCKIN' ARTBOOK, NIGGAS!


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post Sep 29 2013, 12:51 AM
Since the anime hasn't reached Part 3 yet (last I checked), I thought this question would probably be more appropriate to this thread.

I wanted to ask the old "If you had a Stand, what would it be?", mainly due to me facepalming at all the crappy ideas for Stands TV Tropes came up with in an RP thread, and figuring Project AFTER would most certainly be able to do better.

For me, going by by my username alone, my Stand would be called Trip Shakespeare (after the frontman of Semisonic's old band), who holds the power to invent made-up words and have everyone within the Stand's range automatically accept them as part of the English language. So essentially its control over the English language and the ability to create newspeak.
The Stand would look like a stereotypical fairy only giant-size and with its wings resembling quills, its battle-cry being "Are You Shakespearienced?!", and if I'm real lucky it could have a sub-Stand called Shakespeare's Sister (after the Smiths song).

Alternatively, my Stand would instead have the power to necro threads. In that case it'd need a death-based name, so I'd call it Ride The Lightning as that album's main concept was death. RTL would take the form of the apparatus Victor Frankenstein uses to capture lightning and animate his Monster, putting life back into threads by electrocuting the hell outta them.

(Technically there's a song out there called Frankenstein, but it's by some L. Ron Hubbard fanboy so nah)

...Oh come on, both of these ideas are still way better then anything Tropers can come up with.


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~ Put gore, bloodshed, nudity, incest and multiple rapists in a comic intended for children. ~

~ Gave a first-degree murderer a happy ending and the girl he wanted. ~

~ Wrote about a 14 year-old girl's love for a 51 year-old man, and then had a 43 year-old man (who's also the President) try to rape her. ~

~ Took a disaster that directly hit his hometown, killed tens of thousands and left many homeless... and used it as a superpower-generating plot device. ~
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post Sep 29 2013, 02:57 PM
Dammit, you made me think Part 3 was gonna get animated. Talk about let down...

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post Sep 29 2013, 09:45 PM
QUOTE (TitusAndronicusWithLions @ Sep 29 2013, 01:51 AM) *
Since the anime hasn't reached Part 3 yet (last I checked), I thought this question would probably be more appropriate to this thread.

I wanted to ask the old "If you had a Stand, what would it be?", mainly due to me facepalming at all the crappy ideas for Stands TV Tropes came up with in an RP thread, and figuring Project AFTER would most certainly be able to do better.

For me, going by by my username alone, my Stand would be called Trip Shakespeare (after the frontman of Semisonic's old band), who holds the power to invent made-up words and have everyone within the Stand's range automatically accept them as part of the English language. So essentially its control over the English language and the ability to create newspeak.
The Stand would look like a stereotypical fairy only giant-size and with its wings resembling quills, its battle-cry being "Are You Shakespearienced?!", and if I'm real lucky it could have a sub-Stand called Shakespeare's Sister (after the Smiths song).

Alternatively, my Stand would instead have the power to necro threads. In that case it'd need a death-based name, so I'd call it Ride The Lightning as that album's main concept was death. RTL would take the form of the apparatus Victor Frankenstein uses to capture lightning and animate his Monster, putting life back into threads by electrocuting the hell outta them.

(Technically there's a song out there called Frankenstein, but it's by some L. Ron Hubbard fanboy so nah)

...Oh come on, both of these ideas are still way better then anything Tropers can come up with.

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post Oct 16 2013, 06:18 PM
Part 3 confirmed


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