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post May 19 2012, 02:37 PM
Since we have a thread about the best openings (I know nobody has posted in that one anymore since 2009, shut up) it should only be fitting that we finally get a thread where we can discuss the worst openings there are. For starters, I have three hot contenders for the bottom of the barrel:





And lastly, the worst one I have ever seen:



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post May 19 2012, 03:14 PM



A fucking Wing-Boner!


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post May 19 2012, 03:17 PM
Oh yeah, we just discovered that fucking thing. Also this:



Could you believe this show is based on an H-game? Shocking, I know.


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post May 19 2012, 03:45 PM
QUOTE (Max-Vader @ May 19 2012, 04:17 PM) *
Oh yeah, we just discovered that fucking thing.

I knew about Sora no Otoshimono for a long time. ...the manga is actually pretty funny. But the fanservice is annoying. And don't get all whiny about it, I'm allowed to have a least one series I like that everyone else hates. But I won't watch the anime. Ever.



I think this belongs here. Although the song isn't that bad...





Oh Great! needs to die already.



I still can't grasp the fact that the guy who made Black Cat made this shit.







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"Mine age of slumber is at an end. A thousand thousand suns may set, but the insult of mine imprisonment hath been etched upon mine eternal memory. I am come to mete out justice. To bestow the blessings of victory unending. I am Zurvan. He who standeth above all other gods. He who shall bring slaughter and ruin!" - Zurvan, the Demon
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post May 19 2012, 03:57 PM
QUOTE (Badass Overlord @ May 20 2012, 01:45 AM) *
I knew about Sora no Otoshimono for a long time. ...the manga is actually pretty funny. But the fanservice is annoying. And don't get all whiny about it, I'm allowed to have a least one series I like that everyone else hates.

Nah, we're just gonna make fun of you for it. tongue.gif

Anyway, enjoy these shows made by Satan:





And this horrible shit:





PS: You forgot this one:



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I have had a vision. It has been revealed to me by the secret chiefs of the world that I am sexier than Buddha and harder than Jesus. I cannot die.
Joan (requesting my drawings): I'LL PAY YOU
IN ORAL SEEEX
Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it
Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob
Paragon: I think Max is rapidly becoming the new pimp of PA
Shane: Max for realest nigga of 2013
TigerEyes: No means yes and yes means anal.
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post May 19 2012, 04:03 PM
QUOTE (Max-Vader @ May 19 2012, 03:57 PM) *
Nah, we're just gonna make fun of you for it. tongue.gif

Oh. That's fine then.


This is completely god awful.



Highschool DxD opening.

Linked for nudity, and being generally terrible.

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this is a really great anime, not because its ecchi or harem, its because of the amazing storyline and how every episode does not bore you in anyways, every single second is something to look forward to in this anime

haha?

EDIT:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know if I find this hilarious or terrifying.

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"Patience and penance. For millenia I have yearned to inact this vengeance! I am the end and the beginning! By my touch shall your wretched lives be blessed!" - Sephirot, the Fiend
"The unenlightened come...know you the full weight of death. Come forth, Scales of Revelation! I would know the weight of your souls. Can you bring... equilibrium?" - Sophia the Goddess
"Mine age of slumber is at an end. A thousand thousand suns may set, but the insult of mine imprisonment hath been etched upon mine eternal memory. I am come to mete out justice. To bestow the blessings of victory unending. I am Zurvan. He who standeth above all other gods. He who shall bring slaughter and ruin!" - Zurvan, the Demon
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post May 19 2012, 04:08 PM
chinhands

I have the winner right here.



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post May 19 2012, 04:12 PM
A couple of these made me spit out my Sprite, I wasn't expecting them to be this retarded. Thanks for that, Max.

God, I love these forums.

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I have the winner right here.


Did the guy just...keep running into breasts?

What were the animators thinking?!


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post May 19 2012, 04:13 PM
QUOTE (Meow Mix @ May 20 2012, 02:08 AM) *
chinhands

I have the winner right here.

Ahahahahahaha...



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I have had a vision. It has been revealed to me by the secret chiefs of the world that I am sexier than Buddha and harder than Jesus. I cannot die.
Joan (requesting my drawings): I'LL PAY YOU
IN ORAL SEEEX
Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it
Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob
Paragon: I think Max is rapidly becoming the new pimp of PA
Shane: Max for realest nigga of 2013
TigerEyes: No means yes and yes means anal.
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post May 19 2012, 04:14 PM
Anime taught me that boobs waft in the breeze just like thin-material clothes.

EDIT: MAN FURCKING BOKU NO PICO MAN........... Fuckin' Bokus.

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post May 19 2012, 04:38 PM
Baka to Test is actually a pretty good anime, but it's definitely more for girls than guys.

Anyways, I'll take your shotas and raise you one cat rape sequence.



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post May 19 2012, 04:46 PM
QUOTE (xoxjoanxox @ May 19 2012, 07:38 PM) *
Baka to Test is actually a pretty good anime, but it's definitely more for girls than guys.

Is it? A good friend recommended that one to me, but I haven't had much time to watch it. Perhaps I shall get on that.

Also, did the cat really just vomit hands that proceeded to molest the girl with the ugliest haircut, or did my gelato get laced with LSD or something?

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post May 19 2012, 05:00 PM
I am so, so sorry for this...



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post May 19 2012, 05:03 PM
QUOTE (Paragon @ May 19 2012, 08:46 PM) *
Is it? A good friend recommended that one to me, but I haven't had much time to watch it. Perhaps I shall get on that.

Also, did the cat really just vomit hands that proceeded to molest the girl with the ugliest haircut, or did my gelato get laced with LSD or something?


Yea, the characters are quite likable and it keeps pretty quiet with the fanservice (though it does surface up every now and then). The second season deteriorates a bit but picks up right away. I don't want to get into a plot summary of it, but the main idea behind is that students are assigned to different classes based on their ranks and can initiate battles with other classes to try and gain a better standing. However, the power level of their monsters are based on their grades, so while there is a chance for students to move up, it's not very easy.


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post May 19 2012, 05:06 PM
Wow, that WAS wretched...

Anyway:



COMEDY!


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I have had a vision. It has been revealed to me by the secret chiefs of the world that I am sexier than Buddha and harder than Jesus. I cannot die.
Joan (requesting my drawings): I'LL PAY YOU
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Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it
Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob
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post May 19 2012, 05:28 PM
Apparently I hate you guys, because I'm showing you this:



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post May 19 2012, 05:37 PM


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post May 19 2012, 08:38 PM
I wish to hurt you people for bringing me such despair.

And I know the perfect way to do it:











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post May 20 2012, 12:47 AM
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No, this is for the WORST openings, not the most awesome ones.

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post May 20 2012, 04:52 AM


This one. Why?



Because this.

The opening is annoying in it's own right, though.

EDIT: Can't believe I forgot this shit:





"Not a show for pedos, honest!"

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Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it
Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob
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