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> The Second Official Fallout: Equestria Audition Thread, You called down the eldritch, now twang the fearsome
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post Oct 6 2014, 09:05 PM
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We here at Project A.F.T.E.R. love savaging the incomprehensible fascistic ego trip that is Fallout: Equestria, and we want to share the pure adrenaline rush we get from reading about toy horses fucking and shooting each other with all of you--"you" in this case being a catch-all term for people who have yet to participate.

However, to ensure the ongoing quality of the mock, we're once more instituting a screening process. If you wish to take a swing at Fallout: Equestria, then this is the place to apply. Leave a post expressing your interest, and I'll supply you with a chapter of a story that I found on the front page of FIMfiction after five seconds of searching (it caught my eye; what can I say?). To ensure a level playing field, you will all be given the same sample to work with, so that I can judge all entrants fairly, side by side by side.

Send your mocked chapter to my inbox, and I'll personally (and vigorously) vet it to ensure that it meets our comedic standards. The winner will get the chance to mock the next chapter of Fallout: Equestria (I'd give you something more meaningful, like a trophy or a blowjob, but what have you bitches done for me lately?).

All applicants must have volunteered and submitted their sample by October 20th, because I have jury duty that day and I need something to look forward to. The winner will be announced after all entries have been submitted and properly screened.

Remember: Kkaptain Muttonchops himself swore that this mock wouldn't so much as hit the halfway mark, and we've already surpassed that by quite a bit. Let's bring this sucker home.


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post Oct 6 2014, 09:28 PM
I'll give it a shot for once.


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post Oct 6 2014, 09:43 PM
Sign me up.


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post Oct 6 2014, 11:00 PM
Lemme at them, Al!


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post Oct 6 2014, 11:10 PM
I'd like to give it a shot if I may.


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post Oct 7 2014, 12:40 AM
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post Oct 7 2014, 02:21 AM
Well, this shit-for-brains has got nothing better to do. Lay it on me


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post Oct 7 2014, 04:15 AM
I think I'll give it a shot.


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post Oct 7 2014, 05:12 AM
Might as well.
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post Oct 7 2014, 09:08 AM
You know what? I have nothing better to do, I'll give it a go.


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post Oct 7 2014, 07:42 PM
I want to participate and see how far I can go.
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post Oct 7 2014, 09:39 PM
Where the hell were you all the first time I held an audition?!

Give it a day or so, and I'll send you your Official Audition Materials Packet. It's fermented in the bottle, and like the best French champagne, it's vintage dated.


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daddy longleg spiders are scary as they're one of the most poisonous spiders so not much of an over reaction.


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post Oct 8 2014, 05:48 AM
Me too! I want to try!


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post Oct 10 2014, 09:34 AM
I'll give it a shot.


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post Oct 25 2014, 09:45 AM
Today is the deadline, so if you haven't gotten back to me with your audition yet, hurry the hell up.


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post Oct 25 2014, 01:23 PM
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Today is the deadline, so if you haven't gotten back to me with your audition yet, hurry the hell up.

I'm not gonna be able to make it, IRL stuff popped up and I've been too busy to put effort into my entry. GL to the rest of the contestants
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post Oct 25 2014, 06:56 PM
Well good luck to everyone
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post Oct 31 2014, 11:35 AM
So, when can we expect the announcement of the winner?


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post Oct 31 2014, 12:52 PM
QUOTE (P Dot Alex @ Oct 31 2014, 12:35 PM) *
So, when can we expect the announcement of the winner?


Like I said in the main thread, I'm shooting for Sunday. I'm out of town this weekend, but I brought print-outs of your auditions, so I'll get through them as much as I can before I come home.


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post Nov 27 2014, 01:47 AM
God dammit Cone get your shit together and announce the winner.


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