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post Apr 14 2012, 12:00 PM
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post Apr 14 2012, 11:09 PM
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Now if we finally could get Shinji's Nightmare Cataclysm on there, that would just be peachy.

Or do we do that when My Little Fetish has yet more chapters mocked?

I've been holding off adding 'Nightmare' until something else was done, but that might take awhile... Eh, let me give it some thought.


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post Apr 22 2012, 03:21 PM
Oh yes, would Chocobo Nights be considered an essential? It is a notoriously bad fic...


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post Apr 22 2012, 11:20 PM
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Oh yes, would Chocobo Nights be considered an essential? It is a notoriously bad fic...

The story itself has gained a certain level of infamy among fanfiction circles, yes. This thread is intended more for the purpose of giving recognition to especially enjoyable reviews or mockeries of the fanfics, though. Not to say that one isn't worthy, just that the notoriety of the original story doesn't automatically make its humorous deconstruction an essential read that represents the height of what the community here can do.

What do you think, folks? Does this deserve to make the list?


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post Apr 23 2012, 07:28 AM
Yes, that was one of the first I've seen and one of the best ones not made by you..


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post Apr 24 2012, 05:51 AM
It was what brought me to this site, so I have a fond place for it.


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post Aug 9 2012, 12:45 AM
I think Paragon's mock of Naruto's Brat's Guide to Lemon-Writing merits a spot here. What do you guys think?
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post Aug 9 2012, 03:04 AM
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I think Paragon's mock of Naruto's Brat's Guide to Lemon-Writing merits a spot here. What do you guys think?

Sure, why not. It's gonna take really long for it to actually be ADDED to the Essentials, though.

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post Aug 11 2012, 03:40 AM
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Sure, why not. It's gonna take really long for it to actually be ADDED to the Essentials, though.

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I know, I know... Truth is, I've been waiting until something else is finished so I can add a handful of new mockeries to the list all at once. After that, I'm only adding new entries for people who buy their way in.


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post Sep 15 2012, 12:25 PM
Should Master of the Universe be added? Because, holy shit, that is the ultimate bad fic.

Not trying to shamelessly promote or anything, it's just one of those notorious fics (that somehow got published into a best-selling book).


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post Oct 28 2012, 09:01 PM
A SonAmy Story

Written by: T1Weasel
Mocked by: TheSpaih

The Sonic the Hedgehog fandom is no stranger to badfics; in fact, I can say it's in the top ten fandoms that have a large percentage of horrible fanfiction that will horribly scar you for life.

And with this mock, TheSpaih dug up some bad memories as he confronted the fic that introduced him to the madhouse that is Fanfiction.net. His skillful riffing of this contrived, dull, worthless mess not only convinced yours truly to get off his ass and sign up, it also exposed a new lolcow in the Sonic fandom. Not bad for a horrible shipping fic.


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post Oct 28 2012, 09:10 PM
QUOTE (xoxjoanxox @ Sep 15 2012, 04:25 PM) *
Should Master of the Universe be added? Because, holy shit, that is the ultimate bad fic.

Not trying to shamelessly promote or anything, it's just one of those notorious fics (that somehow got published into a best-selling book).


How far are you in, anyways? I'm gonna second this either way because you and the guys have been doing a great job with it, and it's a pretty damn infamous fic to boot...

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A SonAmy Story

Written by: T1Weasel
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The Sonic the Hedgehog fandom is no stranger to badfics; in fact, I can say it's in the top ten fandoms that have a large percentage of horrible fanfiction that will horribly scar you for life.

And with this mock, TheSpaih dug up some bad memories as he confronted the fic that introduced him to the madhouse that is Fanfiction.net. His skillful riffing of this contrived, dull, worthless mess not only convinced yours truly to get off his ass and sign up, it also exposed a new lolcow in the Sonic fandom. Not bad for a horrible shipping fic.


Seconding this as well. There was some shit with a bomb needing Tails' DNA to detonate or something...


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post Oct 28 2012, 09:52 PM
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A SonAmy Story

Written by: T1Weasel
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The Sonic the Hedgehog fandom is no stranger to badfics; in fact, I can say it's in the top ten fandoms that have a large percentage of horrible fanfiction that will horribly scar you for life.

And with this mock, TheSpaih dug up some bad memories as he confronted the fic that introduced him to the madhouse that is Fanfiction.net. His skillful riffing of this contrived, dull, worthless mess not only convinced yours truly to get off his ass and sign up, it also exposed a new lolcow in the Sonic fandom. Not bad for a horrible shipping fic.


Thirding. This story deserved the new asshole Spaih ripped it.
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post Oct 29 2012, 07:31 AM
QUOTE (SuperSpyder CJ @ Oct 28 2012, 09:01 PM) *
A SonAmy Story

Written by: T1Weasel
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The Sonic the Hedgehog fandom is no stranger to badfics; in fact, I can say it's in the top ten fandoms that have a large percentage of horrible fanfiction that will horribly scar you for life.

And with this mock, TheSpaih dug up some bad memories as he confronted the fic that introduced him to the madhouse that is Fanfiction.net. His skillful riffing of this contrived, dull, worthless mess not only convinced yours truly to get off his ass and sign up, it also exposed a new lolcow in the Sonic fandom. Not bad for a horrible shipping fic.

The boss said that this thread is reserved for mocks that are significant to the community, and to me this is really just another mock of a story written by a mentally disturbed furry. Besides, I'll be the first to admit it wasn't exactly my best work. Seriously, the majority of it was just me using more italics than a fucking troper and calling Jeff either a dumbass or a manchild.

And besides, he really isn't that much of a lolcow, seeing how he responded to criticism.

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post Oct 29 2012, 07:35 AM
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The boss said that this thread is reserved for mocks that are significant to the community, and to me this is really just another mock of a story written by a mentally disturbed furry. Besides, I'll be the first to admit it wasn't exactly my best work. Seriously, the majority of it was just using italics more than a fucking troper and calling Jeff either a dumbass or a manchild.


Fair enough.


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post Jan 19 2013, 07:25 PM
Teamwork: The Night

Written by: Asuka Kureru
Mocked by: kohaku17

An already hazy, disjointed mess with the "bonus" of a long-winded, rapey threesome involving Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura. Also includes the first chapter of Teamwork.

.....OK, can anybody else vouch/think of a better blurb for this one? It's a great mock, but idk...


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post Mar 23 2013, 05:19 AM
Look alive, folks. Something's-a happenin' up in this whore bitch!

The list has just been updated with two new entries: Garden of EVA (Book 1: Sucks) and Shinji's Nightmare Cataclysm. Both are top tier fanfiction mockeries that will undoubtedly leave people from Why God, Why? incontinent with rage and confusion. They're also the very last reviews of Evangelion fanfics I'm adding to the list, because damned if the first post isn't starting to look like we're ganging up on poor Anno.

One reason The Essentials hasn't been updated for so long is because I've been reexamining what I plan to do with the Guest Specials section of the site. A couple of mockeries I was planning to add to the list at some point might end up making their way onto PA at some point in the future. In addition, I admit the task of making regular updates to this thread is not particularly high on my list of priorities at the moment. So if you're absolutely disgusted that I haven't given the proper recognition to a particular mockery here on the boards, please continue to keep your nipples on ice while I take care of some other matters and get everything figured out regarding what I want to put where.


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post Mar 23 2013, 05:44 AM
Why has Friendship is Kinky not been added? FOR SHAME.

Everyone knows FO:E will be added, but now that the view counts have really jumped on Masters of the Universe (plus it has multiple contributors), I really advocate for it being added eventually as well.

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post Mar 23 2013, 06:02 AM
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Why has Friendship is Kinky not been added?

At most, I was hoping to add one MLP mockery to the list. I was saving that slot for FO:E in the hopes that it'll never be completed and I can keep my endorsement of pony fics at a comfortable zero.


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post Mar 25 2013, 04:27 AM
I would have recommended Latias' Journey if someone cared to continue it.


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