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 Daily Life with Monster Girl, monster mash meets harem comedy |
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 Max-Vader
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 Ramming You Lethally  Group: Members Posts: 9,703 Joined: 23-August 09 From: The Fortress of Pornitude Member No.: 303 Gender: Male  |
 Oct 24 2013, 05:24 PM
So in the great tradition of parody rewrites, I decided to do this saucy little number which is about an unwanted monster girl harem. If this seems like porn to you, that's because it originally was before the author decided to slightly tone it down for more widespread appeal. Unfortunately it worked, and here we are.
Fucking TV Tropes. Anyway, while I can't match Bonglorio's hilarious Aku no Hana-rewrite, I hope you enjoy this regardless. Oh, and this should go without saying, but: Despite the fact that I will censor the most explicit bits, this is still very much NSFW.                             
-------------------- I have had a vision. It has been revealed to me by the secret chiefs of the world that I am sexier than Buddha and harder than Jesus. I cannot die.
Joan (requesting my drawings): I'LL PAY YOU IN ORAL SEEEX Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob Paragon: I think Max is rapidly becoming the new pimp of PA Shane: Max for realest nigga of 2013 TigerEyes: No means yes and yes means anal. |
  
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shiroamasa
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 Greetings, Project After-san. Group: Members Posts: 1,319 Joined: 15-May 10 From: At the Southeastern U.S. Member No.: 340 Gender: Male |
Oct 24 2013, 05:49 PM
Lol, nice.
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"I'm HCBailly, and my cat is sleeping on my subwoofer." -HCBailly, playing Final Fantasy 3/6 "SURPRISE FISH!" - Deceased Crab "Whoa, dude! Want some pizza with your brain arms?" Retsupurae, on Quadraxis14's LP of Contra 3 "How rude!" HCBailly, playing Secret of Mana.  |
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Dashguy
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 Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 1,156 Joined: 24-August 12 From: Argentina Member No.: 712 Gender: Male |
Oct 25 2013, 04:24 AM
I'm torn between laughing my ass off at the mock and staring in bewilderment at how utterly awful this manga is.
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Bonglorio
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 Horrible person with an irredeemable mouth Group: Members Posts: 3,617 Joined: 15-May 12 Member No.: 647 Gender: Male |
Oct 25 2013, 05:26 AM
I give this rewrite five snake boners out of five
-------------------- QUOTE [9:09:06 PM] Soren Highwind: Please don't make me a dick cannibal shane. QUOTE [11:45:16 PM] Scream: i have become one with the slug |
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Crazy4U
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 Mutherfuck'in big sis! Group: Members Posts: 276 Joined: 11-June 08 From: Bumble fuck nowhere Member No.: 209 Gender: Female |
Oct 25 2013, 09:39 AM
I love how the author puts so much efforts into the boobs, but the faces look like something out of a Chris Hart How-to-Draw-Manga book. Good job making this, not only bearable, but actually funny, Max.
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Matto
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 3:< Group: Members Posts: 1,434 Joined: 16-April 11 From: Tim Hortons Land (AKA Canada) Member No.: 470 Gender: Male |
Oct 25 2013, 10:20 AM
I laughed more at the censorship then at the actual artwork. Even as monsters its look generic as shit.
-------------------- "I have no grudge against McDonalds but they are spergs who activated their aspergers. I am clearly in the right here and how dare they not take my input seriously." - Bonglorio
Matto's writings about vidya games: Mario Mania: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5 Game Reviews (In date order): Okamiden, Link's Awakening DX, DoA: Dimensions, Donkey Kong '94, Star Fox, Kirby's Adventure, Star Fox 64, Pushmo, 3D Classics: Kid Icarus, TMNT 3: Manhatten Project, Crashmo, Super Metroid, DuckTales Remastered, The Wonderful 101, Bayonetta, Yoshi's New Island, NES Remix, NES Remix 2, Azure Striker Gunvolt, Bayonetta 2, Donkey Kong Country YouTube Channel |
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Matthew Garcia91390123
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 Harder, Deader, Faster, Stronger Group: Members Posts: 1,256 Joined: 9-January 13 Member No.: 790 Gender: Male |
Oct 25 2013, 04:04 PM
This is god damn gold. I can only imagine how awful the original is.
-------------------- QUOTE (Shmeckie @ Dec 24 2014, 07:01 AM)  what is it like being the black chris chan? if you two combine will you turn into a glowing yin yang symbol that morphs into a giant chinese dragon with no social skills? QUOTE (Master of AFTER @ Sep 16 2015, 01:56 AM) Don't you get it? If we take all the physically attractive fictional characters and make them hideous, society might lower its standards of beauty enough that all the basement-dwelling human blobs with bad skin will be able to leave their parents' houses without everyone shrieking in terror as they race to the nearest church to repent for their sins. QUOTE (truthordeal @ Feb 1 2016, 02:39 PM) What do Monty Oum and the Fine Bros have in common? Their downfalls were brought about by a bad reaction. |
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MelonHead
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 Wubba Lubba DUB DUB!  Group: AFTERholics Posts: 1,265 Joined: 24-January 13 From: Dallas Tx Member No.: 806 Gender: Male |
Oct 25 2013, 06:07 PM
Another perverted adaptation of an perverted encyclopedia. In fact, since both you and Andy were doing Monster Hoes related shit, it'll be nice that you did a podcast episode on this subject in which all the monsters were Succubus.
--------------------  "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; ....I'm not sure about the the universe." Albert Einstein |
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#9
Max-Vader
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Ramming You Lethally Group: Members Posts: 9,703 Joined: 23-August 09 From: The Fortress of Pornitude Member No.: 303 Gender: Male |
Nov 4 2013, 05:57 PM
Chapter two was a really boring shopping trip, so we skip straight to three! Meet the new monster girl!
                  
-------------------- I have had a vision. It has been revealed to me by the secret chiefs of the world that I am sexier than Buddha and harder than Jesus. I cannot die.
Joan (requesting my drawings): I'LL PAY YOU IN ORAL SEEEX Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob Paragon: I think Max is rapidly becoming the new pimp of PA Shane: Max for realest nigga of 2013 TigerEyes: No means yes and yes means anal. |
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Dashguy
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 1,156 Joined: 24-August 12 From: Argentina Member No.: 712 Gender: Male |
Nov 4 2013, 06:39 PM
"School of Harpy Footwork: Bra Annihilator"
I love you so much. |
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Yaoi Huntress Earth
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 Came out on top  Group: Moderators Posts: 12,270 Joined: 30-November 06 From: MO Member No.: 125 Gender: Female |
Nov 4 2013, 08:11 PM
This really funny. I can't wait to see what other crap this manga can come up with.
-------------------- "You don’t sit down and write a story and say, ‘I’m going to write a story that involves four black people, three Jews, and a dog,’—right? That’s not how stories get written. If you don’t understand that, you don’t understand anything about how stories get written and you don’t realize that the question you’re asking is idiotic."-Joel Cohen
 -Go see my coloring work at my Deviantart Account. -Check out and critique my new World of Darkness fancreation, Angel: The Revelation. (Now with a better link.) |
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CuChulainn1290
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 I'm an angel of the Mock. Group: Members Posts: 1,400 Joined: 13-August 11 From: Somewhere in the Ford Galaxy (SoCal) Member No.: 520 Gender: Male |
Nov 5 2013, 04:25 AM
Oh my god. This is pure GOLD.
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Courage is my body, and logic is my blood. I have read over a thousand fanfics. Unknown to love, Nor known to hate, Have withstood great mindscrews to read many fanfics... Yet those eyes will never see anything again... So hear me, as I pray... UNLIMITED MOCK WORKS!" QUOTE (Truth) "Who am I? One name you might have for me is the world, or you might call me the universe, or perhaps God, or perhaps the Truth. I am All, and I am One. So, of course, this also means that I am you. I am the truth of your despair, the inescapable price of your boastfulness." Current Mocks Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Tag Force 4: Misty Storyline (DISCONTINUED) The War of Megazords VS Gundams (ON HIATUS: 4/27 Complete) Ultima: The Crossing of Universes (ON HIATUS: 5/45 Complete) World League of Cartoon Quidditch (In Progress: 4/74 Complete) LPs Let's Play SD Gundam G Generation Overworld! (Current Mission: A-2) |
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#13
Max-Vader
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Ramming You Lethally Group: Members Posts: 9,703 Joined: 23-August 09 From: The Fortress of Pornitude Member No.: 303 Gender: Male |
Mar 31 2014, 02:18 PM
I was bored, so this happened.
                       EDIT: Bonus panel. 
This post has been edited by Max-Vader: Mar 31 2014, 02:51 PM -------------------- I have had a vision. It has been revealed to me by the secret chiefs of the world that I am sexier than Buddha and harder than Jesus. I cannot die.
Joan (requesting my drawings): I'LL PAY YOU IN ORAL SEEEX Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob Paragon: I think Max is rapidly becoming the new pimp of PA Shane: Max for realest nigga of 2013 TigerEyes: No means yes and yes means anal. |
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Yaoi Huntress Earth
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Came out on top Group: Moderators Posts: 12,270 Joined: 30-November 06 From: MO Member No.: 125 Gender: Female |
Mar 31 2014, 05:21 PM
This manga gets sadder with each moment.
-------------------- "You don’t sit down and write a story and say, ‘I’m going to write a story that involves four black people, three Jews, and a dog,’—right? That’s not how stories get written. If you don’t understand that, you don’t understand anything about how stories get written and you don’t realize that the question you’re asking is idiotic."-Joel Cohen
-Go see my coloring work at my Deviantart Account. -Check out and critique my new World of Darkness fancreation, Angel: The Revelation. (Now with a better link.) |
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Dashguy
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 1,156 Joined: 24-August 12 From: Argentina Member No.: 712 Gender: Male |
Mar 31 2014, 07:05 PM
Am I the only one who feels dumber after reading the actual dialogue?
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xoxjoanxox
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 Renegade Group: Members Posts: 3,760 Joined: 5-September 10 From: your pants. Member No.: 384 Gender: Female |
Mar 31 2014, 08:35 PM
Only Max can salvage this manga.
--------------------  QUOTE (9/13/2013 3:49:17 PM Max-Vader:) YOU KNOW NOTHING, JOAN SNOW QUOTE (Master of AFTER @ Feb 5 2014, 05:08 AM) I Was the Drink: The Joan Cheng Story QUOTE (Screaming Soulcatcher) Joan are you the straightest shota |
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#17
Max-Vader
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Ramming You Lethally Group: Members Posts: 9,703 Joined: 23-August 09 From: The Fortress of Pornitude Member No.: 303 Gender: Male |
Apr 1 2014, 07:13 AM QUOTE (xoxjoanxox @ Apr 1 2014, 06:35 AM) Only Max can salvage this manga.  By the way, this is what I was referencing: 
-------------------- I have had a vision. It has been revealed to me by the secret chiefs of the world that I am sexier than Buddha and harder than Jesus. I cannot die.
Joan (requesting my drawings): I'LL PAY YOU IN ORAL SEEEX Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob Paragon: I think Max is rapidly becoming the new pimp of PA Shane: Max for realest nigga of 2013 TigerEyes: No means yes and yes means anal. |
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Talonknife
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 Most Likely to Get Murdered Group: Members Posts: 215 Joined: 5-January 14 From: Turn Around... BOO! Member No.: 1,011 Gender: Male |
Apr 1 2014, 05:53 PM Well that explains a lot. -------------------- QUOTE (TheLameGamer @ Jan 12 2014, 12:29 AM) And it let it be known that on this day Arceus gave up on the world. He released Giratina from his inter-dimensional prison and said unto him. "This land is yours for the taking. All that I created so painstakingly, with great love, hath been fucked by a twelve-year old." Current mocks: Dawn and her pimp (in progress) |
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Geth N7
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 Regular Group: Members Posts: 430 Joined: 8-December 13 Member No.: 992 Gender: Male |
May 8 2015, 09:27 AM
Okay, I admit it, I'm a fan of this series, mostly for the logic based jokes, as explained in the Summer 2015 anime thread.
Regardless, the series is otherwise cliche ecchi harem bullshit, and this parody mocked the hell out of that extremely well. Well done, Max, you deserve it. 
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