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post Feb 28 2012, 11:08 AM
But it sure as hell is going to do bad to a lot of people, but said people are the authors of poorly-thought, ill-conceived, boring, hyperactive, melodramatic bad fanfiction, so they sure as hell have got this coming to them.

I was linked over here by Airrider (This, specifically) wanting to show me his fanfiction riffings and ever since I can't help but notice what a nice systemization of mockery you guys have gotten propped up here. A large, efficient and potent factory of derisive comments. Oh, right, and funny too. Since lurking is not gentlemany, I decided to set up an account quick and set the hate-filled Wheels of Mockery in motion from my own end against every single molecule of several fanfictions I've read in the cesspit of writing that is FF.net (minority nonwithstanding), as well as enjoying the mockeries of other members, which so far have proven to be quite funny.

As for the man behind the (future) mockery, the things I enjoy the most are playing mainstream as hell videogames, mainly Battlefield 3; as well as RPing a lot and in all sorts of settings from character-driven fantasy to strategic modern warfare that end up inevitably developped with a neurotic attention to detail, the kind that has you rummaging through the internet for a whole day looking for the performance, name and dimensions of the lifeboats of a Saudi Arabian frigate. Another of my favorite passtimes is drawing (gratuitous self advertizing lol) mostly military stuff with a bit of variety thrown in every now and then. Last but not least, I enjoy being a part of the Ace Combat fandom and look at the infinite firmament every night, wondering about the endless possibilities that might explain why Ace Combat fanfictions are either bad or so long that it's been theorized they might be interminable.


Looking forwards to get my hands dirty with some authentic fan-shit, because that's what its all about.

(is it?)

This post has been edited by Heinkel: Feb 28 2012, 11:10 AM


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post Feb 28 2012, 11:14 AM
Hey there, new guy. Hope you enjoy your stay!
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post Feb 28 2012, 11:45 AM
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The anime adaptation of that Naruto fanfiction where Tobi comes up a a surefire plan to get the reminding tailed beast aka sexy no jutsu. (The scene you see above is Tobi showing Deidara (Who don't approve of the plan.) that the sexy no jutsu can work with the mask on.)

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post Feb 28 2012, 04:38 PM
What up.


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post Feb 28 2012, 06:38 PM
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post Feb 28 2012, 07:40 PM
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post Feb 29 2012, 12:58 AM
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post Feb 29 2012, 10:29 PM
Velcome to de message boards, Comrade Heinkel. Make yourself at home and feel free to give that fanfiction mockery thing a whirl whenever you want. It's sort of a big deal around here for some reason.

If you have any questions about the community, please don't hesitate to ask Soren Highwind. It's about time that lazy son of a bitch started pulling his weight around here!


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post Mar 5 2012, 04:56 PM
Being locked up in the master's basement and carving pathetic failure onto my arm eleven times made this greeting a bit late.

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