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CCC #164 Finalists Poll
Which caption is the cream of crop soup? Or however that goes.
"Morgan Freeman has seen some shit." - Dashguy [ 3 ] ** [15.79%]
"I don't get modern vampire fiction." - Jeeves [ 1 ] ** [5.26%]
"'God damn anime conventions... Just six years from retirement from janitorin' and... What the fuck white kids? What the fuck?'" - DeanTheAdequate [ 7 ] ** [36.84%]
"Marzgurl gets more and more desperate to be of any relevance to the otakus and TGWTG with every day. So far, only Linkara approves." - Maniak [ 1 ] ** [5.26%]
"This is why Glam Rock never caught on in the Midwest." - Bonglorio [ 2 ] ** [10.53%]
"'Simon is dead. He's not here anymore! But on my back, and in my stomach, he lives on in me! My mouth is the one that devours the heavens!'" - Max-Vader [ 5 ] ** [26.32%]
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post May 9 2015, 10:55 PM
Oh damn, sucka! It's the Cosplay Caption Contest come back back for revenge! (Before you gouge your eyes out, it's a skin-colored leotard.)


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This contest's winning caption is...

"God damn anime conventions... Just six years from retirement from janitorin' and... What the fuck white kids? What the fuck?"

Congratulations, DeanTheAdequate!


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post May 9 2015, 11:40 PM
Her drill is the drill that pierces the Macdonalds
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post May 10 2015, 03:00 AM
For a second there, I thought she was naked. Thank the gods she isn't.

The Anti-Spirals must've pumped butter into her while she was captured.

Janitor is looking at the camera guy disapprovingly, knowing that this is where the pic will end up.
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post May 10 2015, 03:35 AM
This is what happens if you keep feeding the Demon Queen SJW ideals.

Oversized jacket is not just for anime lolis, you can have them too! Even if you look like a butterface with fatrolls

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post May 10 2015, 07:34 AM
Morgan Freeman has seen some shit.
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post May 10 2015, 11:25 AM
In an attempt to appease the Tumblr crowd, Mattel has released it's latest product: Otaku Nightmare Barbie.


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post May 10 2015, 12:12 PM
I don't get modern vampire fiction.
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post May 10 2015, 04:07 PM
QUOTE (Master of AFTER @ May 10 2015, 02:55 AM) *
(Before you gouge your eyes out, it's a skin-colored leotard.)


Oh, like that ameliorates the situation.

Okay here's my entry: "I am beginning to question that whole "superiority of man" thing when I see stuff like this."
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post May 11 2015, 10:53 AM
Let this serve as humanity's reminder, Never ask for rule 63 Fat bastard


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post May 11 2015, 11:53 AM
Homeless man enters in a cosplay-con and wins a prize for best cosplayer


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post May 11 2015, 03:40 PM
She promised that she would leave the jacket at home the next time she Cosplays.


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post May 11 2015, 08:22 PM
"God damn anime conventions... Just six years from retirement from janitorin' and... What the fuck white kids? What the fuck?"

Time to update the Otakon cosplay guidelines yet again...

Oh sure, the package said the singlet was nude colored but they lie, oh they lie.


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Winner of CCC #129- Took me a while to push this rock back up the hill and... whoops.
Winner of CCC #136- Whoo-Hoo! Whiskey and hookers on me! Seriously, drape them upon my slumbering mass.
Winner of CCC #137- Two in a row! Do you believe in Miracles?! No seriously, the hell was up with that Jackie Chan flick?
Winner of CCC #143- I'm so drunk on power now! I've sold all my tanker trucks full of Baily's Irish Creme to balance things out.
Winner of CCC #147- Comrades! Rejoice in the conquering of the bourgeois pigs with this caption of dressing down weeaboos!
Winner of CCC #164- Yes another one in the win colu... Who am I kidding? Dr. O deserves this one.
Winner of CCC#165- Victory is mine! Dudes, line up on my right for high fives. Ladies, line up on the left for make-outs.
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post May 11 2015, 10:56 PM
Marzgurl gets more and more desperate to be of any relevance to the otakus and TGWTG with every day. So far, only Linkara approves.

Rule 63.5: Making fanart/doing cosplay of a character by changing it's gender AND body mass index in the opposite direction.

If that character design is any indication, the live action sequel to Kill la Kill is going to suck even more dicks than the original.

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post May 16 2015, 07:26 PM
Chris-Chan....gaze upon your future.

Her ship destroyed, her mission a failure...can you blame Captain Napolipolita for letting herself go?

It's the avatars of Blob-Sothoth and Shub-Nigg--aaaaaaaaand I'm gonna stop right there.
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post May 17 2015, 05:40 AM
"Believe in the me that believes in twinkies"

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"This is why Glam Rock never caught on in the Midwest."

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"Spandex is a privilege, not a right"



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post May 17 2015, 05:53 AM
"Simon is dead. He’s not here anymore! But on my back, and in my stomach, he lives on in me! My mouth is the one that devours the heavens!"


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post May 17 2015, 05:18 PM
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post May 18 2015, 09:26 AM
It looks like Simon will need Quite the Large Drill to Pierce her Heavens.


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post May 18 2015, 10:18 PM
QUOTE (Dr. O @ May 17 2015, 06:18 PM) *
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Although not eligible as a submission in the contest, this definitely deserves an award for Special Jury Recognition for Excellence in Creative Achievement. Never before has a three-second GIF so perfectly and in such eloquent brevity given form to the awesome scope of humanity's struggle to find purpose amidst the sweeping existential malaise of the digital age.

As for all you slobs now residing in Dr. O's shadow, six of your captions have been selected as finalists and organized into a poll. Voting shall commence henceforth, so get to it!


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post May 23 2015, 05:40 AM
After a well-fought battle, Dean "The" Adequate emerges victorious! Congratulations on making it one step closer to earning that Lifetime Captioning Achievement Award, man.

As always, I would like to express my deepest appreciation to all those who submitted captions and voted in the finalists poll. I also think special thanks are owed to Bewildered Custodian Guy, whose accidental photobombing helped make this contest truly special. Thank you for all you've done, BCG. We will never forget you.


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