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CCC #173 Finalists Poll
Please select the caption you find the least morally objectionable.
"Insert here for mediocre delight." - DeanTheAdequate [ 2 ] ** [14.29%]
"Where are the monster-killing spellcards when you need them?!" - Max-Vader [ 4 ] ** [28.57%]
"I'd rather not tap that." - That Guy [ 1 ] ** [7.14%]
"'You'd be making this face, too, if you place you placed your wand where I do.'" - Yaoi Huntress Earth [ 2 ] ** [14.29%]
"I am fighting the urge to make a terrible 'trap card' joke." - Jeeves [ 5 ] ** [35.71%]
"Looks like Weevil fucked with someone's deck again." - Deceiver [ 0 ] ** [0.00%]
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post Nov 14 2015, 08:27 AM
A brand new Cosplay Caption Contest!? It must be magic!


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This contest's winning caption is...

I am fighting the urge to make a terrible "trap card" joke.

Congratulations, Jeeves!


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post Nov 14 2015, 09:29 AM
"Insert here for mediocre delight"

"They kicked me out of the collectible card convention for being too high, so here I am weebs!"

"This is one pendulous twitch away from being a revelation of 'The Crying Game' proportions"


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Winner of CCC #107- I've decided to let it all go to my head, then my pancreas, then a short trip to the gonads for release.
Winner of CCC #129- Took me a while to push this rock back up the hill and... whoops.
Winner of CCC #136- Whoo-Hoo! Whiskey and hookers on me! Seriously, drape them upon my slumbering mass.
Winner of CCC #137- Two in a row! Do you believe in Miracles?! No seriously, the hell was up with that Jackie Chan flick?
Winner of CCC #143- I'm so drunk on power now! I've sold all my tanker trucks full of Baily's Irish Creme to balance things out.
Winner of CCC #147- Comrades! Rejoice in the conquering of the bourgeois pigs with this caption of dressing down weeaboos!
Winner of CCC #164- Yes another one in the win colu... Who am I kidding? Dr. O deserves this one.
Winner of CCC#165- Victory is mine! Dudes, line up on my right for high fives. Ladies, line up on the left for make-outs.
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post Nov 14 2015, 09:42 AM
YuGiOh! cosplayers: As easy as tap, untap, draw.

Where are the monster-killing spellcards when you need them?!

You do not want to know where that staff has been.


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post Nov 14 2015, 11:07 AM
Dark Magician Girl gains 300 Attack for every "Dark Magician" and "Magician of Black Chaos" in the Graveyard, and with that look on her face, she's ready to take on Blue Eyes White Dragon.


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post Nov 14 2015, 04:57 PM
So the image on the card is an old picture?

I'd rather not tap that.

When you said collectible v-card game, I assumed you misspoke...


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post Nov 14 2015, 07:04 PM
Eugh! Better go into Defense Mode

Hope I got enough defense points to block that...

For once, the term "monster" applies to Dark Magician Girl


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post Nov 15 2015, 12:42 PM
Hey kids wanna buy some cards?


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post Nov 15 2015, 08:39 PM
She has the look of "Please move on with the Yu-Gi-Oh abridged references..."
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post Nov 16 2015, 04:23 AM
'Bruh. If I'm dark magican girl, then why are all colors all light and shit?'

They said I could be anything, so I became waifu material.

I like how the arrows are pointing down on their costume. That's the most subtle way of asking for sex I've ever seen.


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post Nov 16 2015, 05:50 PM
"You'd be making this face, too, if you place you placed your wand where I do."



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post Nov 19 2015, 06:59 PM
I am fighting the urge to make a terrible "trap card" joke.
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post Nov 20 2015, 05:39 AM
I summon Drunk Magician Glob to the battlefield!

Looks like Weevil fucked with someone's deck again.

This is a tough one. My eyes keep getting pulled to that fat fucker in the back wearing WHITE SOCKS AND SANDALS. THAT'S the real crime here!
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post Nov 24 2015, 02:56 AM
Nicely done, everybody. That's the best selection of cringe-worthy TCG puns I've seen in a good long while. The finalists poll is up and ready to go, so don't wait to cast your vote. That one click could save you from a lifetime of regret.


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post Nov 28 2015, 07:37 AM
Golly gee willikers! That was a close race if I've ever seen one! Max-Vader and Jeeves were neck and neck for most of the week, with Jeeves only managing to pull the slightest lead at the last minute. Jeepers! As far as I'm concerned, both your captions deserve a round of applause. The rest of you are all bums and I'll thank you to get the hell out of my sight.

As always, your captions and votes are the fuel that keep this train barreling recklessly down the tracks, splattering the entrails of all who attempt to stand in our way. I appreciate your support and cordially invite you to join me as the CCC goes where it has never gone before: Contest #174!


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