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CCC #162 Finalists Poll
Which caption author's faction will you join to share in their glorious path of conquest?
"And now you know how come people in the olden days managed to mistake manatees for mermaids." - P Dot Alex [ 6 ] ** [30.00%]
"Fisherman Straps Zipperman posing with his winning catch, an Atlantean Whale Shark." - Bonglorio [ 2 ] ** [10.00%]
"Sora didn't know what Riku meant by 'pounding the tuna', but he was certain Ariel could help him out." - StabbyKobold [ 5 ] ** [25.00%]
"Still on a quest to lose his virginity, Sora couldn't help but feel gypped after being made to jerk off on a bunch of eggs." - ConcernedGamer [ 3 ] ** [15.00%]
"Only afterwards, as he moves a hand to scratch an itch that just won't go away, does it hit Sora what Ariel meant when she said something about crabs." - TheSpaih [ 0 ] ** [0.00%]
"So that is the environmental consequence of Taco Bell throwing their waste in the ocean." - Maniak [ 4 ] ** [20.00%]
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post Apr 11 2015, 05:06 AM
Greetings, Cosplay Caption Contestants! Thanks for staying with us during the break. Your patience is a virtue that shall not go unrewarded. Here, at last, we resume the parade of sexy beasts for which you've been waiting:


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This contest's winning caption is...

And now you know how come people in the olden days managed to mistake manatees for mermaids.

Congratulations, P Dot Alex!


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post Apr 11 2015, 05:25 AM
And now you know how come people in the olden days managed to mistake manatees for mermaids.


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post Apr 11 2015, 06:33 AM
Drag Queen Dewgong. Not even once.

Look at Sora. Look at his forced happiness. That's the look of a cockblocked virgin right there.

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post Apr 11 2015, 08:04 AM
Fisherman Straps Zipperman posing with his winning catch, an Atlantean Whale Shark


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post Apr 11 2015, 08:21 AM
"See, Rikku? I am SO gonna score."

I think Ariel should lay off the sea-salt ice cream. 10 years ago.


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post Apr 11 2015, 09:12 AM
Sora tried his damnest to deflect the gay rumors, but he doesn't know is that he married a crossdresser.

Oh gods, don't let them sing!
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post Apr 11 2015, 04:58 PM
Coroner says the cause of death is "Finny Fun"

Is that dude in the back cosplaying a carafe?

Does the seaweed match the krill?


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Winner of CCC #137- Two in a row! Do you believe in Miracles?! No seriously, the hell was up with that Jackie Chan flick?
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post Apr 11 2015, 07:25 PM
Sora's going to need a couple of extra strong potions after tonight.


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post Apr 12 2015, 12:22 PM
Tale as old as time...song as old as rhyme...Sea Cow and the Beast.

"No, I do NOT feel like seafood tonight. Especially chowder."

Unless it was her idea for him to use a towel and a T-shirt as a costume so she'd look fantastic in comparison, I have to ask that fat lazy fuck, "Have you no sense of decency?"
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post Apr 12 2015, 03:12 PM
"$10 for a handjob, $20 for oral. I don't do lower body stuff, hun, that's what my friend here is for."

Look at this con. Full of deceit. Every costume is made from bed sheets.

Sora didn't know what Riku meant by "pounding the tuna", but he was certain Ariel could help him out.


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post Apr 12 2015, 06:59 PM
"Don't look at me, Linkara was the one that told me to bring this "red-headed babe" to his room."

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post Apr 13 2015, 02:15 AM
Ursula's spell backfired, leaving the voice but taking Ariel's good looks, her pretty face and her body language.

Giving up on her unrealistic weight expectations, Ariel now embraces her adulthood as the "Big" Mermaid.

Still on a quest to lose his virginity, Sora couldn't help but feel gypped after being made to jerk off on a bunch of eggs.

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post Apr 15 2015, 09:14 AM
Ursula was going to transform info Ariel, but that didn't work out very well. Explain why we got that shitty Atlantica level with the singing.

Must be from the Japanese version of the game.

It looks like she ate part of Sora's world, and is going for seconds.


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post Apr 16 2015, 11:15 PM
"No! They expect one of us in the folds brother!"

Only afterwards, as he moves a hand to scratch an itch that just won't go away, does it hit Sora what Ariel meant when she said something about crabs.

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post Apr 17 2015, 11:51 PM


Guys, guys! You have it all wrong. That is not Arielle. Sora is just helping Monstro embrace the fact he is transgender.

Okay Disney, I accept a lot of things. I accept you letting Marvel get away with female Thor. I let you call the Star Wars expanded universe non-canon to make the tumblr generation of nerds feel good. I even accept Star vs the Forces of Evil. But I will not stand you forcing SquareEnix to put fat acceptance in their games!

So that is the environmental consequence of Taco Bell throwing their waste in the ocean.

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post Apr 20 2015, 02:56 AM
Very nicely done, boys and girls. A truly superb selection of deliciously salacious sex jokes if I've ever seen one. Half a dozen of the finest submissions have been selected as finalists, so scope the list and cast your vote for the caption you'd like to see win it all. Voting ends this Saturday, so get to it!


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post Apr 25 2015, 05:36 AM
What an upset! I thought Maniak had this one in the bag, then StabbyKobold took the inside to match him coming down the stretch. It was practically a two-horse race by mid-week, when suddenly...! Out of nowhere, P Dot Alex rockets into the lead! Fans are screaming in the stands, bellows spilling from their oval mouths stretched huge in agony as their bodies collapse into violent convulsions, all control of their bowels and bladders lost in their writhing! Children are screaming as their hearts stop, their mothers frantically tearing out chunks of their blood-slick hair, beating their breasts in praise to the spectacle of victory! Voting is over! P Dot Alex wins! Oh Great God up in Heaven, what a magnificent day for the Cosplay Caption Contest!


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