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> TV Tropes is dead to me., Fucking DEAD to me.
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post Jan 20 2011, 09:20 PM
Warning: The following page is so disturbing that the emotions it evokes in you must be processed in a very specific order, lest you collapse into a pocket dimension of pure fury from which there is no return.

1. Read.

2. Resist urge to kill self.

3. Grow violently enraged at the person defending a twelve year old boy climaxing inside of his mother, and then his mother saying "welcome back" as "heartwearming" and "fetish fuel."

4. Lose internal war with suicidal urges.

5. Destroy universe.

6. Be remade in an animated Hideaki Anno continuity reboot.

7. Disown TV Tropes permanently.


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daddy longleg spiders are scary as they're one of the most poisonous spiders so not much of an over reaction.


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post Jan 20 2011, 09:31 PM
Why isn't Juan Gotoh dead by now?


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post Jan 20 2011, 09:36 PM
QUOTE (Mysty @ Jan 20 2011, 10:31 PM)
Why isn't Juan Gotoh dead by now?
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Because Shmeckie hasn't gotten to him yet, I suppose.


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daddy longleg spiders are scary as they're one of the most poisonous spiders so not much of an over reaction.


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post Jan 20 2011, 09:39 PM
ugh i feel i need to take a shower now

But in all honesty Al it took you this long to encounter something like this on Tv Tropes? I think either Shmeckie or MoA posted some sick shit from their before (like people who approve of sleeping with their cousins)


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post Jan 20 2011, 09:41 PM
HEARTWARMING!? FUCKING HEARTWARMING!? WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS SHIT!? ARC WANTS HIS HEAD ON A MOTHER FUCKING PLATTER. THIS IS BEYOND FUCKING RETARDED! ARC HATE! ARC SMASH! ARC THINK LITTLE! ARC VIOLENT!


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post Jan 20 2011, 09:50 PM
Yeah... This one shitty article isn't enough to make me hate TV Tropes as a whole.

That said, I think that I'm going to destroy the page via proxy.

I think I may have seen that hentai mentioned before. On certain parts of the website, I kept running into people talking about a "boys love" genre of manga, which I either found out or automatically presumed to be yaoi, so my mind has caused me to ignore anything in the manga and anime portion in those part of the website that began with "boys".

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post Jan 20 2011, 09:57 PM
I got heartburn from that. Does that count as heartwarming?


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post Jan 20 2011, 10:44 PM
Holy shit. Now that I look at it, that site has coverage for a disturbing number of hentai comics. Oh well, TV Tropes was already dead to me anyway.


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post Jan 20 2011, 10:55 PM
Terrible, just terrible. I'll never go back to this site again, I... wait, Red Baron? I've never heard of that trope before, I'll just open that in a new tab. Hmm... Black Lagoon has an example, I've been meaning to watch that, I'll just open that in a new tab too... Hmm...


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post Jan 20 2011, 11:07 PM
QUOTE (Master of AFTER @ Jan 20 2011, 11:44 PM)
Holy shit.  Now that I look at it, that site has coverage for a disturbing number of hentai comics.
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That's the kind of thing you get eventually with a No Notability policy, I guess.


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post Jan 20 2011, 11:32 PM
QUOTE (Al_Cone @ Jan 21 2011, 07:20 AM)
person defending a twelve year old boy climaxing inside of his mother, and then his mother saying "welcome back" as "heartwearming" and "fetish fuel."
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Joan (requesting my drawings): I'LL PAY YOU
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post Jan 21 2011, 12:13 AM
Now I know why I shouldn't bother looking at Fetish Fuel. Again. Not that somebody finding Spoony as Tidus arousing already did it for me...


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post Jan 21 2011, 12:23 AM
[Shmeckie reads]

[Shmeckie enters rage mode]

I WILL SODOMIZE JUAN GOTOH AND EVERY SINGLE EDITOR OF THAT PAGE WITH A POWER DRILL! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FUCK I HATE THESE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

CROWNING MOMENT OF HEARTWARMING?! HEARTWARMING?! HOW'S THIS FOR HEARTWARMING; I WILL RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING HEART BY BREAKING YOUR CHEST OPEN WITH THE HOOK END OF A HAMMER, REMOVING YOUR STILL-BEATING HEART WITH MY BARE FUCKING HANDS, AND THEN I WILL SET YOUR HEART ON FIRE YOU PEDOPHILE FUCKS!!!!!

HOW'S THIS FOR FETISH FUEL; HOW ABOUT I COVER YOU IN GASOLINE, SET YOU ON FIRE, AND LET A BUNCH OF FAT, HAIRY, PYROMANIACS JERK OFF TO THE SIGHT OF YOU BURNING, LETTING THE SIGHT OF MASTURBATING FAT MEN STANDING BEHIND A WALL OF FLAME BE THE LAST THING YOU EVER SEE BEFORE YOUR EYES BOIL, AND BURST OUT OF YOUR EYE SOCKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HERE'S A TEAR JERKER FOR YOU; I WILL EVISCERATE YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND PETS, FILM IT, USE MY FUCKING VIDEO EDITOR TO PUT THE WHOLE THING TO RED PETERS' "HOW'S YOUR WHOLE FAMILY" AND SEND YOU THE FUCKING VIDEO!!!! BET THAT'LL JERK SOME TEARS! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE I AM SO FILLED WITH HATE!!!!!!!

AND WHY HASN'T JUAN GOTOH DIED SLOWLY FROM FUCKING FLESH EATING BACTERIA YET?! JUST LYING ON HIS BED, DEAD AS SHIT, HIS WHOLE BODY JUST A BLACKENED HUSK OF EXPOSED, ROTTED MUSCLE TISSUE GOD I HATE THAT PEDOPHILE FUCKWIT SO GOD DAMN MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRAIN FULL OF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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post Jan 21 2011, 12:55 AM
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Also, she said welcome back because he actually came from there. Holy shit, I just got that.

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That's not funny.


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post Jan 21 2011, 01:01 AM
OR HEARTWARMING!!!!!!!


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post Jan 21 2011, 01:03 AM
oh my god now i know how serial killers must feel ALL THE TIME

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post Jan 21 2011, 01:17 AM
QUOTE (Shmeckie @ Jan 21 2011, 11:01 AM)
OR HEARTWARMING!!!!!!!
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Or that, yes. "Unbelievably creepy" might be more fitting.

QUOTE (Shmeckie @ Jan 21 2011, 11:03 AM)
oh my god now i know how serial killers must feel ALL THE TIME
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^Shmeckie, after paying Juan Gotoh a visit.

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Joan (requesting my drawings): I'LL PAY YOU
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Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it
Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob
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post Jan 21 2011, 02:51 AM
I did get some actual enjoyment from Shmeckie's response. BTW, what anime is the bloody guy from?


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post Jan 21 2011, 03:00 AM
What sane person ever read TV Tropes anyway?


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post Jan 21 2011, 04:15 AM
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BTW, what anime is the bloody guy from?
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Baccano!

Also that article made my brain hurt.


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