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![]() Drunken Mage ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 489 Joined: 3-October 11 From: Catonsville, MD Member No.: 536 Gender: Male |
Oct 3 2011, 01:28 AM
Hello folks, seems like you have a fine mass of mockery going on here. Damn fine.
But Dean wants his piece, oh yes he does. A little about me. I'm 30 years old (Breaks hip), have a baby boy on the way thanks to the efforts of my loving wife. She's assembling him as we speak! I'm a chef living in the greater metropolitan Baltimore/Washington corridor (Or the "Stars? What are stars?" Light Pollution district). In my spare time I like to kill Dungeons and Dragons player characters, Play da vidya, Watching a little tubeage (Even anime), read (Both books and comics), enjoy the manly arts of Hockey and Football, and going for long walks on the beach. Or anywhere really. Hiking is kewl! My timeline with mockery has been long and veried. As a self defense mechanism in grade school, I blossomed into a fine nerd with a penchant for defining my hatred of terrible, yet popular, things. Time has honed me from a shotgun to a guided missile of mean spirits that will take a fanboy-girl and turn his or her bones into toffee pudding with the force of well placed snark. Some of my old...old... really old attempts at this can be found at the following. http://spoonyexperiment.com/dean-talks-anime/ Keep up the grat work! Talk to you all soon. -------------------- The forgotten member of the "Tribe of Spoon"
Winner of CCC #107- I've decided to let it all go to my head, then my pancreas, then a short trip to the gonads for release. Winner of CCC #129- Took me a while to push this rock back up the hill and... whoops. Winner of CCC #136- Whoo-Hoo! Whiskey and hookers on me! Seriously, drape them upon my slumbering mass. Winner of CCC #137- Two in a row! Do you believe in Miracles?! No seriously, the hell was up with that Jackie Chan flick? ![]() |
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![]() "Ron." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 8,184 Joined: 23-August 09 From: The Fortress of Pornitude Member No.: 303 Gender: Male |
Oct 3 2011, 01:57 AM
Well, if this isn't a surprise, then I don't know what is. I remember you from Spoony's forums. (Well, how could I not, you're a moderator there, after all.) This ought to be interesting. Hope you enjoy your stay, sayeth PA's resident shitty animu-webcomic reviewer. (Amongst other things.)
-------------------- ![]() TigerEyes: "No means yes and yes means anal." |
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![]() Also known as FDR ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,338 Joined: 12-February 10 From: Some place you've probably never been to Member No.: 329 Gender: Male |
Oct 3 2011, 02:25 AM
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-------------------- "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever."
-George Orwell "i aint gay i just want to fap to girl with giant boobs and cock fucking another girl. strapon is a decent substitute but i prefer the moneyshot to be one girl jizzing into the face of the other." -Abraham Lincoln |
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![]() The Kung-Fu Hippie from Gansta City ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,765 Joined: 25-June 08 From: My father's balls Member No.: 212 Gender: Male |
Oct 3 2011, 02:36 AM
hey, sup.
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![]() The dream is dead...! ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 14,813 Joined: 25-July 05 Member No.: 18 Gender: Male |
Oct 3 2011, 02:51 AM
How delightful; an adult joins the forums. After so many teenagers, I'd forgotten that your kind even existed...
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![]() Hell Chick ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 518 Joined: 13-July 10 From: The Deepest Level of Hell, Apparently... Member No.: 355 Gender: Female |
Oct 3 2011, 03:17 AM
Hello and welcome. The exit is on the right, it is locked, we do not have a key, tell me if you find one? Please?
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Looking down upon people, and causing them pain... A soul drowned in sinful karma... Want to try dying this once? |
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![]() Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 731 Joined: 27-March 11 From: Virginia Member No.: 463 Gender: Male |
Oct 3 2011, 05:10 AM
Welcome, stranger. Nice to see somebody new around these parts that will actually stay for a while.
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![]() Captain Ressentiment ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,235 Joined: 19-January 11 From: Hoelbrak Member No.: 429 Gender: Male |
Oct 3 2011, 05:19 AM
Eesh, it's always surprising that on almost any other forum I'd be the old guy at almost 20, but here I'm just another punk. -shrug- Anyway, howdy, you seem fun.
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![]() First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,220 Joined: 10-September 08 From: Can'-Ka No Rey Member No.: 235 Gender: Male |
Oct 3 2011, 06:12 AM
Yo. You seem okay.
-------------------- ![]() "The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.” There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death. "Not today." - Syrio Forel I am He who howls in the night; I am He who moans in the snow; I am He who hath never seen light; I am He who mounts from below. My car is the car of Death; My wings are the wings of dread; My breath is the north wind’s breath; My prey are the cold and the dead. - Psychopompos |
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![]() Glory to Arstotzka... ironically. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,700 Joined: 16-August 10 Member No.: 373 Gender: Male |
Oct 3 2011, 06:22 AM
Hi there.
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![]() Fancy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,120 Joined: 15-July 10 From: Bear Creek, AL Member No.: 357 Gender: Male |
Oct 3 2011, 08:21 AM
Hey there, new dude. Enjoy your stay!
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![]() Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 170 Joined: 25-July 11 From: United States Member No.: 514 Gender: Female |
Oct 3 2011, 09:41 AM
Hello.
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![]() Oooh, pick me, PICK ME! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,219 Joined: 10-July 10 From: the bottom of my heart. Member No.: 353 Gender: Male |
Oct 3 2011, 06:10 PM
Wazzup.
That means "hello" in today's hip young lingo. -------------------- ![]() |
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![]() Hit the world spinning darker. ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 9,463 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Maim Street, U.S.A. Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Oct 3 2011, 06:31 PM
You're not the devil, you're practice! *punches Dean*
Welcome to the PA Forums, my man. It's always nice to have another high school graduate among us. Quite a few people here are avid fans of TGwtG and its network of affiliates, so your involvement with Spoony should net you some free cool points with some of our regulars. Feel free to abuse the hell out of that until people get bored of you and go back to obsessing over the various lolcows this community has become infatuated with. -------------------- |
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![]() Celebrating is just, like, so mainstream these days. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,542 Joined: 11-February 11 From: Japenis Member No.: 438 Gender: Female |
Oct 3 2011, 06:34 PM
I had a comment, but it apparently didn't go through.
It was about how you will probably be really liked around these here parts, but I believe MoA already covered that. So, howdy! -------------------- I'm an old-fashioned man, who frequently talks about his empire-toppling dick. -Shmeckie
QUOTE (Jackson_Fall @ Jun 14 2013, 11:15 AM) The Boogeyman checks his closet at night for Ducky. He then checks under the bed for Shmeckie. QUOTE (Nihilistic One) It's a well known fact that New York and Illinois are interchangeable. One of you guys need to adopt me. I could be the black sheep "Have you any wool" "Hell naw mo'fucka." -Shane Blackwood |
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![]() Drunken Mage ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 489 Joined: 3-October 11 From: Catonsville, MD Member No.: 536 Gender: Male |
Oct 3 2011, 10:32 PM
Thanks for the warm welcome! I'll take some time and poke around, seems like there's a lot of horror to see.
-------------------- The forgotten member of the "Tribe of Spoon"
Winner of CCC #107- I've decided to let it all go to my head, then my pancreas, then a short trip to the gonads for release. Winner of CCC #129- Took me a while to push this rock back up the hill and... whoops. Winner of CCC #136- Whoo-Hoo! Whiskey and hookers on me! Seriously, drape them upon my slumbering mass. Winner of CCC #137- Two in a row! Do you believe in Miracles?! No seriously, the hell was up with that Jackie Chan flick? ![]() |
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![]() LADIES. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,591 Joined: 1-March 08 From: America Member No.: 192 Gender: Male |
Oct 4 2011, 12:51 PMQUOTE (DeanTheAdequate @ Oct 3 2011, 11:32 PM) Thanks for the warm welcome! I'll take some time and poke around, seems like there's a lot of horror to see. There is indeed plenty of horror to go around. We have pictures of cartoon animals humping each other, prose of cartoon animals humping each other, and Dakari-King Mykan, just to name a few, so you've got a lot of poking ahead of you. -------------------- "Just because things won't go your way doesn't mean you can't live a poor and meaningless life" - Dakari-King Mykan
Mocks: 1. Digiball Z - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 (f) 2. Saiyaman (f) 3. Saiyaman 2 - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 4. Teen Titans vs Project AFTER - 2 3 (f) 5. Desires Unspoken - Deluxe Special Edition (f) 6. TK versus Birdboy | Fandom | Empire - Part 1 7. Garden of EVA - Sucks Everybody! (f) 8. What is War? - 1 9. My Little Unicorn: Star Fleet Magic - 1 2 |
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![]() Celebrating is just, like, so mainstream these days. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,542 Joined: 11-February 11 From: Japenis Member No.: 438 Gender: Female |
Oct 4 2011, 01:34 PMQUOTE (T_K_17 @ Oct 4 2011, 01:51 PM) There is indeed plenty of horror to go around. We have pictures of cartoon animals humping each other, prose of cartoon animals humping each other, and Dakari-King Mykan, just to name a few, so you've got a lot of poking ahead of you. Yeah, poking...if you know what I mean. -------------------- I'm an old-fashioned man, who frequently talks about his empire-toppling dick. -Shmeckie
QUOTE (Jackson_Fall @ Jun 14 2013, 11:15 AM) The Boogeyman checks his closet at night for Ducky. He then checks under the bed for Shmeckie. QUOTE (Nihilistic One) It's a well known fact that New York and Illinois are interchangeable. One of you guys need to adopt me. I could be the black sheep "Have you any wool" "Hell naw mo'fucka." -Shane Blackwood |
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