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post Oct 3 2011, 01:28 AM
Hello folks, seems like you have a fine mass of mockery going on here. Damn fine.

But Dean wants his piece, oh yes he does.

A little about me. I'm 30 years old (Breaks hip), have a baby boy on the way thanks to the efforts of my loving wife. She's assembling him as we speak! I'm a chef living in the greater metropolitan Baltimore/Washington corridor (Or the "Stars? What are stars?" Light Pollution district). In my spare time I like to kill Dungeons and Dragons player characters, Play da vidya, Watching a little tubeage (Even anime), read (Both books and comics), enjoy the manly arts of Hockey and Football, and going for long walks on the beach. Or anywhere really. Hiking is kewl!

My timeline with mockery has been long and veried. As a self defense mechanism in grade school, I blossomed into a fine nerd with a penchant for defining my hatred of terrible, yet popular, things. Time has honed me from a shotgun to a guided missile of mean spirits that will take a fanboy-girl and turn his or her bones into toffee pudding with the force of well placed snark.

Some of my old...old... really old attempts at this can be found at the following.

http://spoonyexperiment.com/dean-talks-anime/

Keep up the grat work! Talk to you all soon.


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post Oct 3 2011, 01:57 AM
Well, if this isn't a surprise, then I don't know what is. I remember you from Spoony's forums. (Well, how could I not, you're a moderator there, after all.) This ought to be interesting. Hope you enjoy your stay, sayeth PA's resident shitty animu-webcomic reviewer. (Amongst other things.)


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post Oct 3 2011, 02:25 AM
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post Oct 3 2011, 02:36 AM
hey, sup.


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post Oct 3 2011, 02:51 AM
How delightful; an adult joins the forums. After so many teenagers, I'd forgotten that your kind even existed...


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post Oct 3 2011, 03:17 AM
Hello and welcome. The exit is on the right, it is locked, we do not have a key, tell me if you find one? Please?


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post Oct 3 2011, 05:10 AM
Welcome, stranger. Nice to see somebody new around these parts that will actually stay for a while.


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post Oct 3 2011, 05:19 AM
Eesh, it's always surprising that on almost any other forum I'd be the old guy at almost 20, but here I'm just another punk. -shrug- Anyway, howdy, you seem fun.


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post Oct 3 2011, 06:12 AM
Yo. You seem okay.


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post Oct 3 2011, 06:22 AM
Hi there.


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post Oct 3 2011, 08:21 AM
Hey there, new dude. Enjoy your stay!
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post Oct 3 2011, 09:41 AM
Hello.


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post Oct 3 2011, 06:10 PM
Wazzup.

That means "hello" in today's hip young lingo.


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post Oct 3 2011, 06:31 PM
You're not the devil, you're practice! *punches Dean*

Welcome to the PA Forums, my man. It's always nice to have another high school graduate among us. Quite a few people here are avid fans of TGwtG and its network of affiliates, so your involvement with Spoony should net you some free cool points with some of our regulars. Feel free to abuse the hell out of that until people get bored of you and go back to obsessing over the various lolcows this community has become infatuated with.


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post Oct 3 2011, 06:34 PM
I had a comment, but it apparently didn't go through. sad.gif
It was about how you will probably be really liked around these here parts, but I believe MoA already covered that. tongue.gif
So, howdy!


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post Oct 3 2011, 10:32 PM
Thanks for the warm welcome! I'll take some time and poke around, seems like there's a lot of horror to see.


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Winner of CCC #107- I've decided to let it all go to my head, then my pancreas, then a short trip to the gonads for release.
Winner of CCC #129- Took me a while to push this rock back up the hill and... whoops.
Winner of CCC #136- Whoo-Hoo! Whiskey and hookers on me! Seriously, drape them upon my slumbering mass.
Winner of CCC #137- Two in a row! Do you believe in Miracles?! No seriously, the hell was up with that Jackie Chan flick?
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post Oct 4 2011, 12:51 PM
QUOTE (DeanTheAdequate @ Oct 3 2011, 11:32 PM)
Thanks for the warm welcome!  I'll take some time and poke around, seems like there's a lot of horror to see.
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There is indeed plenty of horror to go around. We have pictures of cartoon animals humping each other, prose of cartoon animals humping each other, and Dakari-King Mykan, just to name a few, so you've got a lot of poking ahead of you.


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post Oct 4 2011, 01:34 PM
QUOTE (T_K_17 @ Oct 4 2011, 01:51 PM)
There is indeed plenty of horror to go around. We have pictures of cartoon animals humping each other, prose of cartoon animals humping each other, and Dakari-King Mykan, just to name a few, so you've got a lot of poking ahead of you.
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Yeah, poking...if you know what I mean. wink.gif


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