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![]() Mojave Wanderer ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 498 Joined: 16-January 12 From: The Forgotten West Member No.: 582 Gender: Male |
Jan 16 2012, 05:56 PM
I've seen the Project AFTER Forums for some time now, but now I can say with confidence that I have finally joined! Thank you Project AFTER for allowing me to join up with this incredible community. I hope to aid the mocking of bad fanfics in the coming months.
Survive! -------------------- All Roads Lead To New Vegas
Completed Mockeries: An Eternity Of Servitude, Night High, Care Bears Meet Digimon, Ascend Through Darkness, The Arctic Wolf, Better Living Through Science and Ponies, "Web Of Dimensions", Latex Lugia 2, Mass Effect 2: Wings of Liberty, Power Play, The Next Move, Into Darkness, Anxiety Ongoing Mocks: Fallout: Equestria: Operation Flankorage Co-Op Mockeries: The Furry's Revenge, I Must Scream *** *** *** Asterisks rescued from Flankorage fanfic, they live here now. |
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![]() Hello! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,048 Joined: 15-July 10 From: The middle of nowhere Member No.: 357 Gender: Male |
Jan 16 2012, 06:00 PM
Hey there, new guy. Enjoy your stay!
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![]() It's mocking time! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,413 Joined: 1-March 11 Member No.: 446 Gender: Male |
Jan 16 2012, 06:03 PM
It's welcoming time!
Welcome to the forums, I hope you enjoy your stay. -------------------- ![]() The anime adaptation of that Naruto fanfiction where Tobi comes up a a surefire plan to get the reminding tailed beast aka sexy no jutsu. (The scene you see above is Tobi showing Deidara (Who don't approve of the plan.) that the sexy no jutsu can work with the mask on.) Forums Quotes QUOTE (Screaming_Soulcatcher @ Mar 13 2011, 08:06 PM) I figure a sex scene in DBZ would take twelve episodes and a planet blowing up to complete |
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![]() fashion monster ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 5,418 Joined: 1-March 09 From: Joplin, MO Member No.: 261 Gender: Male |
Jan 16 2012, 06:21 PM
Yo sup.
-------------------- wait they legalized gay marriage i thought they legalized hay marriage what am i gonna do with this bale of hay |
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![]() Celebrating is just, like, so mainstream these days. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,500 Joined: 11-February 11 From: Japenis Member No.: 438 Gender: Female |
Jan 16 2012, 06:53 PM
So.
... Gonna say anything about yourself? ... How'd you hear about us? ... So. ... How's the weather? -------------------- Survivor of the Planet Earth 24-Hour Apocalypse
I'm gonna work with Ducky SHE WILL BE THE LITTLEPIP TO MY HOMAGE THE DUMBASS TO MY SHITHEAD-Nihil-One Ducky, go back to twerking. -Everyone on late-night Skype calls. I'm reasonably sure Germans don't actually have funeral services. They just drink beer and throw the corpse off the cliff. Also, in America, they bake the corpse into hot dogs.-Nihilistic-One WHY DO WE WEAR CLOTHES? AS A TODAY I'M DONE WITH CLOTHES, [AND] I SHALL SET MANKIND FREEEEEEEEEEEE! -Nihil-One [Nihil-One], put your hat back on. If you're going to be uncivilized, be civilized about it. -Myself All I'm saying is, who WOULDN'T want chief, affordable Jewish labor? -Al [/size] |
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![]() First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,158 Joined: 10-September 08 From: Can'-Ka No Rey Member No.: 235 Gender: Male |
Jan 16 2012, 08:10 PM
Welcome to New Vegas, enjoy your stay. I think I'm gonna like you if you like Fallout. My favorite games series ever.
-------------------- ![]() "The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.” There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death. "Not today." - Syrio Forel I am He who howls in the night; I am He who moans in the snow; I am He who hath never seen light; I am He who mounts from below. My car is the car of Death; My wings are the wings of dread; My breath is the north wind’s breath; My prey are the cold and the dead. - Psychopompos |
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![]() A very wise and proud wolf. ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 7,825 Joined: 30-November 06 From: MO Member No.: 125 Gender: Female |
Jan 16 2012, 08:22 PM
Nice to see more people, enjoy the ride.
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![]() Oooh, pick me, PICK ME! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,199 Joined: 10-July 10 From: the bottom of my heart. Member No.: 353 Gender: Male |
Jan 16 2012, 09:25 PM
Welcome. I saw that joint mock with Shockwave. Not too shabby.
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![]() Whoops ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 480 Joined: 17-June 11 From: Under there. Member No.: 496 Gender: Female |
Jan 16 2012, 10:40 PM
Hi. Are you a robot?
-------------------- Grammar is the difference between "knowing your shit" and "knowing you're shit."
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![]() Hit the world spinning darker. ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 9,339 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Maim Street, U.S.A. Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Jan 16 2012, 11:12 PM
Hey there, SM2124. Welcome to the forums! So we can all get a better idea of your personality and psychological makeup, please answer the following question:
A madman who has threatened to explode several bombs in crowded areas has just been apprehended. Unfortunately, he has already planted the bombs and they are scheduled to go off in a short time. It's possible—even likely—that hundreds of innocent people will die. The authorities cannot make him divulge the location of the bombs by conventional methods; he refuses to say anything and requests a lawyer to protect his fifth amendment right against self-incrimination. In exasperation, some high-level official suggests torture. This would be illegal, of course, but the official thinks that it is nevertheless the right thing to do in this desperate situation. Do you agree? If you do, would it also be morally justifiable to torture the mad bomber's innocent wife if that was the only way to make him talk? -------------------- ![]() You needn't worry about anything. Simply trust what you see, obey the law, keep your emotions in check, and wait for science to find the answers to your problems. Don't behave disrespectfully, always be pleasant, share what you earn, and die having lived a perfectly ordinary life during which you never made a single enemy. |
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![]() The Kung-Fu Hippie from Gansta City ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,728 Joined: 25-June 08 From: My father's balls Member No.: 212 Gender: Male |
Jan 17 2012, 04:19 AMQUOTE (Master of AFTER @ Jan 17 2012, 12:12 AM) A madman who has threatened to explode several bombs in crowded areas has just been apprehended. Unfortunately, he has already planted the bombs and they are scheduled to go off in a short time. It's possible—even likely—that hundreds of innocent people will die. The authorities cannot make him divulge the location of the bombs by conventional methods; he refuses to say anything and requests a lawyer to protect his fifth amendment right against self-incrimination. In exasperation, some high-level official suggests torture. This would be illegal, of course, but the official thinks that it is nevertheless the right thing to do in this desperate situation. Do you agree? If you do, would it also be morally justifiable to torture the mad bomber's innocent wife if that was the only way to make him talk? The solution is quite simple, actually: you—much like the ivy league intellectual who used daddies money to major in philosophy and thus have the debate skills to trump over anyone on the internet who may disagree with you on the hot political issue of the day—say he's worst than Hitler. Of course, this will shame him into believing that he is, in fact, equivalent to Hitler. But, naturally, since you're dealing with the reincarnation of Hitler, he won't care about a little thing called shame. However, owning a PhD in philosophy—or in this case saving the lives of innocents, which is almost as good—your opinions will be most invaluable to the world and will thus prevent the individual from ever getting prestige with the top Ivy League, so he instead will have to settle for an Engineering degree like all the mindless sheep who could not advance to much. With this knowledge at hand he will now feel enough self doubt that he will question his own value as a human being, and thus we can now classify him as something lower than a human being: a technical worker. We then proceed to urinate on him with proof that we are not breaking any laws since they only apply to humans. What was the question again? -------------------- ![]() |
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![]() Also known as FDR ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,338 Joined: 12-February 10 From: Some place you've probably never been to Member No.: 329 Gender: Male |
Jan 17 2012, 04:24 AM
Blah blah blah in joke.
Welcome to the forums. -------------------- "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever."
-George Orwell "i aint gay i just want to fap to girl with giant boobs and cock fucking another girl. strapon is a decent substitute but i prefer the moneyshot to be one girl jizzing into the face of the other." -Abraham Lincoln |
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![]() Killer Queen ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 8,108 Joined: 23-August 09 From: The Fortress of Pornitude Member No.: 303 Gender: Male |
Jan 17 2012, 05:55 AMQUOTE (Master of AFTER @ Jan 17 2012, 09:12 AM) Hey there, SM2124. Welcome to the forums! So we can all get a better idea of your personality and psychological makeup, please answer the following question: A madman who has threatened to explode several bombs in crowded areas has just been apprehended. Unfortunately, he has already planted the bombs and they are scheduled to go off in a short time. It's possible—even likely—that hundreds of innocent people will die. The authorities cannot make him divulge the location of the bombs by conventional methods; he refuses to say anything and requests a lawyer to protect his fifth amendment right against self-incrimination. In exasperation, some high-level official suggests torture. This would be illegal, of course, but the official thinks that it is nevertheless the right thing to do in this desperate situation. Do you agree? If you do, would it also be morally justifiable to torture the mad bomber's innocent wife if that was the only way to make him talk? Yes, no, there you go. -------------------- ![]() TigerEyes: "No means yes and yes means anal." |
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![]() Mojave Wanderer ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 498 Joined: 16-January 12 From: The Forgotten West Member No.: 582 Gender: Male |
Jan 17 2012, 10:02 AM
Aw crap I was never good at these questions! Personally, if it means saving the lives of hundreds of innocents I would say get the info out of him however you can. I've seen 24 so maybe it would work? Sure the breaking of an amendment might hang on my conscience for a while but then I'd realize that politicians do similar stuff. I know I don't want to be a hero, but why let all those people die? So yes, I would say get the info however we can. Saving innocents does well for Karma.
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Completed Mockeries: An Eternity Of Servitude, Night High, Care Bears Meet Digimon, Ascend Through Darkness, The Arctic Wolf, Better Living Through Science and Ponies, "Web Of Dimensions", Latex Lugia 2, Mass Effect 2: Wings of Liberty, Power Play, The Next Move, Into Darkness, Anxiety Ongoing Mocks: Fallout: Equestria: Operation Flankorage Co-Op Mockeries: The Furry's Revenge, I Must Scream *** *** *** Asterisks rescued from Flankorage fanfic, they live here now. |
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![]() Mojave Wanderer ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 498 Joined: 16-January 12 From: The Forgotten West Member No.: 582 Gender: Male |
Jan 17 2012, 10:04 AM
Well I check myself every morning just in case. Today, it seems, I'm still human.
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Completed Mockeries: An Eternity Of Servitude, Night High, Care Bears Meet Digimon, Ascend Through Darkness, The Arctic Wolf, Better Living Through Science and Ponies, "Web Of Dimensions", Latex Lugia 2, Mass Effect 2: Wings of Liberty, Power Play, The Next Move, Into Darkness, Anxiety Ongoing Mocks: Fallout: Equestria: Operation Flankorage Co-Op Mockeries: The Furry's Revenge, I Must Scream *** *** *** Asterisks rescued from Flankorage fanfic, they live here now. |
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![]() Baa ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,888 Joined: 19-February 07 From: Opal City Member No.: 129 Gender: Male |
Jan 17 2012, 11:59 AM
Hi!
Can I aks you a queshion? Is this bounty hunter your kind of scum? Fearless? Inventive? Bent your Wookiee? Before you answer, Hi! |
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