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CCC #156 Finalists Poll
Which of these is the funniest caption in za whole warudo?
"It is the year 2228. After the fall of civilization, the goths returned as simple, bleak shepherds dressed in the silk of mutated spiders." - DeanTheAdequate [ 5 ] ** [38.46%]
"Behold, Japan's definition of 'black people'!" - Protto [ 0 ] ** [0.00%]
"Now is the time on Sprockets when we pose...!" - Shmeckie [ 1 ] ** [7.69%]
"'Dammit, Cletus, I told you not to stuff your head into the candyfloss machine!'" - P Dot Alex [ 1 ] ** [7.69%]
"Jack and Jill were dressed to kill / and heard the people's wails of laughter. / Jack felt down, put foam on his crown, / and Jill's tag on Tumblr was 'disaster'." - ConcernedGamer [ 2 ] ** [15.38%]
"Wow, Internet Aristocrat's GamerGate-inspired breakdown is worse than I thought." - Deceiver [ 4 ] ** [30.77%]
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post Dec 6 2014, 06:56 AM
Once again, it's time to caption some cosplay. You'd think we'd be running out of these by now, but nope! Losers just keep putting on crappy costumes and other people keep photographing them. It just doesn't stop, man. It just doesn't stop...


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This contest's winning caption is...

It is the year 2228. After the fall of civilization, the goths returned as simple, bleak shepherds dressed in the silk of mutated spiders.

Congratulations, DeanTheAdequate!


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post Dec 6 2014, 07:07 AM
Two sheep, three gimps and JJBA had to die for these outfits to become a reality.


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post Dec 6 2014, 09:22 AM
-The newest armors in "Sword Art Online" have some hard requirements to use, like the ability to not feel shame.

-It is the year 2228. After the fall of civilization, the goths returned as simple, bleak shepherds dressed in the silk of mutated spiders.

-I can only assume her post it notes are clues to a "Memento" kind of situation where she is manipulated to get revenge against everyone dressed as a character from "Attack on Titan".


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Winner of CCC #107- I've decided to let it all go to my head, then my pancreas, then a short trip to the gonads for release.
Winner of CCC #129- Took me a while to push this rock back up the hill and... whoops.
Winner of CCC #136- Whoo-Hoo! Whiskey and hookers on me! Seriously, drape them upon my slumbering mass.
Winner of CCC #137- Two in a row! Do you believe in Miracles?! No seriously, the hell was up with that Jackie Chan flick?
Winner of CCC #143- I'm so drunk on power now! I've sold all my tanker trucks full of Baily's Irish Creme to balance things out.
Winner of CCC #147- Comrades! Rejoice in the conquering of the bourgeois pigs with this caption of dressing down weeaboos!
Winner of CCC #164- Yes another one in the win colu... Who am I kidding? Dr. O deserves this one.
Winner of CCC#165- Victory is mine! Dudes, line up on my right for high fives. Ladies, line up on the left for make-outs.
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post Dec 6 2014, 10:42 AM
Behold, Japan's definition of "black people"!


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post Dec 6 2014, 01:58 PM
Now is the time on Sprockets when we pose...!


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post Dec 6 2014, 02:02 PM
"Dammit, Cletus, I told you not to stuff your head into the candyfloss machine!"


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post Dec 7 2014, 03:52 AM
Jack and Jill were dressed to kill / and heard the people's wails of laughter. / Jack felt down, put foam on his crown, / and Jill's tag on tumblr was 'disaster'.

I see that the whole silly 'gritty, angsty reboot' craze of Hollywood didn't forget about Romeo and Juliet.

I love it when cosplayers show even less enthusiasm about their costumes than I do.


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post Dec 8 2014, 05:56 PM
Behold, Emogirl and Sheepman, the worlds lamest heroes.
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post Dec 8 2014, 08:13 PM
With these back in swing, I have to remember to log in more often so I don't keep missing them. Anyway...


Wow, Internet Aristocrat's GamerGate-inspired breakdown is worse than I thought.

Fans were very excited for the Spider-Woman/Black Cat crossover...until they saw the "new and improved" revamps.

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post Dec 12 2014, 10:17 PM
Great stuff, everybody. I'll be leaving the submission phase open through the weekend, so feel free to keep the captions coming if you've got any left.


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post Dec 15 2014, 11:05 PM
So that's it, then? Well FINE! Actually, I have zero complaints about the final lineup of captions. Everyone brought their A game for these D- cosplayers. Six finalists have been nominated and now await your votes, so get to it!


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post Dec 20 2014, 06:41 AM
That'll do it, folks. Hope everybody got a chance to cast their vote. If not, well, it's your own fault.

It was a close race this time, with Dean and Deceiver neck and neck for most of the week. The competition was so intense, I had to throw up more than once during the final hours prior to the deadline. A mere single tipped the scales in Dean's favor at the eleventh hour. What a contest! Congratulations, Mr. Adequate. And good job to everyone who made it to the finals.

Be sure to join in the next Cosplay Caption Contest, starting just a few minutes from now.


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