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post Jul 10 2011, 08:44 AM
QUOTE (Master of AFTER @ Jul 10 2011, 12:52 AM)
Something else to keep in mind is that when you post recommendations for mockeries you think should be included in the list (read: the one in the first post), you're doing just that: posting a recommendation.  You needn't bother formatting your posts like you expect them to be copy/pasted into the list, because I'll just rewrite the descriptions anyway to preserve the continuity in the writing style.
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I formatted mine like yours so that if they end up not being added to the list, then people who skim through the thread would still see them.


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post Jul 10 2011, 08:49 AM
QUOTE (Protto @ Jul 10 2011, 01:21 AM)
Would Kagome's Secret Fetish fall into that category, MoA? It is one of the most popular mockeries/hilariously bad stories on here, after all...
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I seem to recall the Boss saying at some point that that's eventually going onto the mainsite (along with the David Sirlin "Play to Win" article), so archiving it in the forums would be a bit redundant.


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post Jul 10 2011, 07:14 PM
QUOTE (Al_Cone @ Jul 10 2011, 09:49 AM)
I seem to recall the Boss saying at some point that that's eventually going onto the mainsite (along with the David Sirlin "Play to Win" article), so archiving it in the forums would be a bit redundant.
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post Oct 9 2011, 11:06 PM
Hey everybody, the first major update has just been made to The Essentials list! And only two months behind schedule! I didn't have any specific timetable in mind for updates when I started this thread, but I sure as hell didn't expect it would take this long to make the first addition to the list... I blame Shmeckie.

Anyway, Final Fantasy IX: Dawn of the Dinosaurs and Neon Exodus Evangelion have both been inducted into the lineup and are now officially recognized as Essentials. Go read them if you haven't done so already.


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post Oct 9 2011, 11:23 PM
QUOTE (Master of AFTER @ Oct 10 2011, 12:06 AM)
Hey everybody, the first major update has just been made to The Essentials list!  And only two months behind schedule!  I didn't have any specific timetable in mind for updates when I started this thread, but I sure as hell didn't expect it would take this long to make the first addition to the list...  I blame Shmeckie.

Anyway, Final Fantasy IX: Dawn of the Dinosaurs and Neon Exodus Evangelion have both been inducted into the lineup and are now officially recognized as Essentials.  Go read them if you haven't done so already.
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Especially NXE. Doc O is currently working on the "feature film" portion of the story.

It really doesn't get much more pretentious than NXE.


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post Oct 10 2011, 01:42 AM
Aw man, I really gotta start working on my mock again. Almost forgot that.


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post Oct 10 2011, 12:02 PM
Musical: Things Change and the End?

I don't know if this one counts considering it originated on TBRS, but it is still brilliant. If there is any one mock that inspired my mocks the most, it is this one. If Sailor Moon Legend of Zelda was Mykan's first opus, then this was his second opus, and manages to suck even more. I was actually working on a mock of this one until I saw how good Lizard-Man's was and realized I couldn't make one as good as his.


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post Oct 13 2011, 03:52 PM
QUOTE (Master of AFTER @ Oct 10 2011, 12:06 AM)
Hey everybody, the first major update has just been made to The Essentials list!  And only two months behind schedule!  I didn't have any specific timetable in mind for updates when I started this thread, but I sure as hell didn't expect it would take this long to make the first addition to the list...  I blame Shmeckie.

Anyway, Final Fantasy IX: Dawn of the Dinosaurs and Neon Exodus Evangelion have both been inducted into the lineup and are now officially recognized as Essentials.  Go read them if you haven't done so already.
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post Jan 16 2012, 09:52 AM
It's a bit premature, but considering it's the first of it's kind I've ever seen (as in mocking an interactive fic) could My Little Fetish be considered when it's finished.


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post Jan 17 2012, 01:05 AM
QUOTE (gfw spacezilla @ Jan 16 2012, 09:52 AM)
It's a bit premature, but considering it's the first of it's kind I've ever seen (as in mocking an interactive fic) could My Little Fetish be considered when it's finished.
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Well, it is a first for the forums in that regard, so I suppose it does have some historical significance. We'll see how the end result turns out after it's complete.

In the meantime, anyone else want to offer their two cents regarding why they think Friendship is Kinky does or doesn't deserve to be named an Essential?


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post Jan 17 2012, 01:12 AM
QUOTE (Master of AFTER @ Jan 17 2012, 02:05 AM)
Well, it is a first for the forums in that regard, so I suppose it does have some historical significance.  We'll see how the end result turns out after it's complete.

In the meantime, anyone else want to offer their two cents regarding why they think Friendship is Kinky does or doesn't deserve to be named an Essential?
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It has all the hallmarks--a bold experiment, one that tackles some particularly loathsome material, interrupted by the author(s) swinging by to offer their horrible, depraved two cents' worth, and a not unimpressive amount of quality commentary from Max. I'd hesitate to add it any time soon, but yeah, once it's done I think it'll fit right in.


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post Jan 18 2012, 11:17 PM
QUOTE (Master of AFTER @ Jan 17 2012, 05:05 AM)
Well, it is a first for the forums in that regard, so I suppose it does have some historical significance.  We'll see how the end result turns out after it's complete.

In the meantime, anyone else want to offer their two cents regarding why they think Friendship is Kinky does or doesn't deserve to be named an Essential?
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post Jan 22 2012, 04:38 AM
QUOTE (Al_Cone @ Jan 17 2012, 11:12 AM)
It has all the hallmarks--a bold experiment, one that tackles some particularly loathsome material, interrupted by the author(s) swinging by to offer their horrible, depraved two cents' worth, and a not unimpressive amount of quality commentary from Max. I'd hesitate to add it any time soon, but yeah, once it's done I think it'll fit right in.
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QUOTE (Master of AFTER @ Jul 10 2011, 02:05 PM)
I'm already well aware of the history behind Shinji's Nightmare Cataclysm.  Actually, I was planning on adding that to the list once you got a bit closer to finishing it.
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It's finally done. Geez, took me half a year to finish it...


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post Jan 22 2012, 06:54 AM
Oh, so are we only adding finished fics? I think it would be fine to just post them regardless of status...

P.S. Should we also add Fallout: Equestria once it's done?


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post Jan 22 2012, 12:43 PM
QUOTE (xoxjoanxox @ Jan 22 2012, 07:54 AM)
Oh, so are we only adding finished fics? I think it would be fine to just post them regardless of status...

P.S. Should we also add Fallout: Equestria if it ever gets done?

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Fallout: Equestria tends to update on a VG Cats-esque schedule. If it maintains its present course, I'd say that it might be done in a couple, um, years. Maybe we should worry about that later down the line.


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post Jan 22 2012, 02:48 PM
QUOTE (Al_Cone @ Jan 22 2012, 12:43 PM)
Fallout: Equestria tends to update on a VG Cats-esque schedule. If it maintains its present course, I'd say that it might be done in a couple, um, years.
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In that case, it will be done lickety-split compared to SMLoZ.


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post Jan 22 2012, 05:05 PM
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In that case, it will be done lickety-split compared to SMLoZ and Normal Teenage Life.
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Fixed your post too.

SMLoZ and NTL are both closer to being done, though, with NTL having only one chapter left before I can stick a fork in it. But they do set the precedent that incompleteness doesn't disqualify a story from going into the Essentials.

I still say to wait until the mock has some more meat on its bones, but yes, FiK belongs on here.


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post Apr 14 2012, 10:47 AM
Whelp, now that NTL is done, shall we add it here?


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post Apr 14 2012, 11:25 AM
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Whelp, now that NTL is done, shall we add it here?


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post Apr 14 2012, 11:41 AM
Now if we finally could get Shinji's Nightmare Cataclysm on there, that would just be peachy.

Or do we do that when My Little Fetish has yet more chapters mocked?


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