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 Oct 26 2012, 06:14 AM
Luck of the draw perhaps, though I'm beginning to think it's because Birdemic is more "internet famous" than something like Manos or Jack the Giant Killer (both of which had respectable crowds when we went) , so it's bound to attract more 4chan-y followers.
God hope it's not like that if they decide to re-riff Troll 2 live. -------------------- QUOTE (Shmeckie @ Sep 25 2011, 09:32 PM) If James Hetfield does a guest spot in My Little Pony I will eat my underwear. Live over Skype.  "La forme est bien, je veux juste que le résultat soit ... très chouette. Faut que ce soit environ 20% plus chouette." Winner of the Cosplay Caption Contest #125, #130! |
  
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#62
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Dec 21 2012, 06:22 PM
Now this is what I call a Christmas special!
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#63
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America's Sweetheart Group: Moderators Posts: 14,659 Joined: 25-July 05 Member No.: 18 Gender: Male |
Jan 25 2013, 04:45 PM
New Rifftrax VOD of the Christopher Walken B-action movie McBain
-------------------- Why does everything in my life involve buttfucking?! ~Screaming Soulcatcher |
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Jan 25 2013, 05:08 PM QUOTE (P Dot Alex @ Oct 25 2012, 11:27 PM) It's like the world wants me to think "no matter how nerdy and awkward you think you are, there are far, FAR worse". I mean, what? Were the birds all dressed up as Aya? WELL THE BIRDS, THE BIRDS WERE FLYING YOU SEE AND THE TOUHOU GIRLS FLY TOO AND THEREFORE THEY ARE SIMILAR AND TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU I AM INCAPABLE OF RELATING TO ANYTHING OTHER THAN TOUHOU -------------------- |
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#65
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America's Sweetheart Group: Moderators Posts: 14,659 Joined: 25-July 05 Member No.: 18 Gender: Male |
Feb 1 2013, 01:22 PM
For those who didn't see it (or for those whose experience was hampered by nerds), the Rifftrax Live of Birdemic is now available to buy as a VOD on the Rifftrax site!
-------------------- Why does everything in my life involve buttfucking?! ~Screaming Soulcatcher |
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#66
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Feb 19 2013, 06:07 PM
OH MY GOD LOOK WHAT THEY RIFFED
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Master of AFTER
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Feb 20 2013, 04:55 AM
There's only one way to describe what the RiffTrax guys laid down in that video:
--------------------  You needn't worry about anything. Simply trust what you see, obey the law, keep your emotions in check, and wait for science to find the answers to your problems. Don't behave disrespectfully, always be pleasant, share what you earn, and die having lived a perfectly ordinary life during which you never made a single enemy. |
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#68
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¿Tiene un problema, cabrón? Group: Members Posts: 2,812 Joined: 1-March 11 From: Maryland, USA Member No.: 445 Gender: Male |
Feb 20 2013, 08:22 PM QUOTE (Master of AFTER @ Feb 20 2013, 07:55 AM) There's only one way to describe what the RiffTrax guys laid down in that video: -------------------- QUOTE (Shmeckie @ Sep 25 2011, 09:32 PM) If James Hetfield does a guest spot in My Little Pony I will eat my underwear. Live over Skype. "La forme est bien, je veux juste que le résultat soit ... très chouette. Faut que ce soit environ 20% plus chouette." Winner of the Cosplay Caption Contest #125, #130! |
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#69
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Feb 23 2013, 04:10 PM
BREAKING DAWN PART 2 COMES OUT ON DVD THIS MARCH!
Oh my god the Rifftrax is coming! I have waited so long for this! Hype levels maximum! This is gonna be hilarious! -------------------- Why does everything in my life involve buttfucking?! ~Screaming Soulcatcher |
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¿Tiene un problema, cabrón? Group: Members Posts: 2,812 Joined: 1-March 11 From: Maryland, USA Member No.: 445 Gender: Male |
Feb 23 2013, 07:40 PM FFFFFFFFFFFF OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!!! -------------------- QUOTE (Shmeckie @ Sep 25 2011, 09:32 PM) If James Hetfield does a guest spot in My Little Pony I will eat my underwear. Live over Skype. "La forme est bien, je veux juste que le résultat soit ... très chouette. Faut que ce soit environ 20% plus chouette." Winner of the Cosplay Caption Contest #125, #130! |
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Feb 25 2013, 12:07 PM -------------------- "Just because things won't go your way doesn't mean you can't live a poor and meaningless life" - Dakari-King Mykan
Mocks: 1. Digiball Z - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 (f) 2. Saiyaman (f) 3. Saiyaman 2 - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 4. Teen Titans vs Project AFTER - 2 3 (f) 5. Desires Unspoken - Deluxe Special Edition (f) 6. TK versus Birdboy | Fandom | Empire - Part 1 7. Garden of EVA - Sucks Everybody! (f) 8. What is War? - 1 9. My Little Unicorn: Star Fleet Magic - 1 2 |
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Feb 26 2013, 04:51 AM QUOTE (T_K_17 @ Feb 25 2013, 12:07 PM) Haha, they got twice the amount they were asking for in the first 24 hours. Eat it, Tropes vs. Women! -------------------- You needn't worry about anything. Simply trust what you see, obey the law, keep your emotions in check, and wait for science to find the answers to your problems. Don't behave disrespectfully, always be pleasant, share what you earn, and die having lived a perfectly ordinary life during which you never made a single enemy. |
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Feb 26 2013, 05:00 AM QUOTE (T_K_17 @ Feb 25 2013, 09:07 PM)  Hopefully, I'll be out $1,500. I can just eat stray dogs or some shit. -------------------- QUOTE IF YOU DO THAT I'LL CHANGE MY SIG TO... SOMETHING WHERE YOU ADMITTED YOU WERE A LESBIAN PEDOPHILE OR SOMETHING [12:14:31 AM] Vaya Con Bonglorio: IN A WORLD RULED BY FAGS AND HAGS. IT IS UP TO ONE MAN TO LICK THE DICK [12:14:58 AM] Luke Phifer: AND THAT MAN IS... DEREK JOHNSON! QUOTE ( @ Mar 11 2013, 05:54 AM) This guy is such a faggot that Richard Simmons calls him a fag. This guy is faggier than the members of One Direction wearing pink spandex leotards and dancing to songs from Wicked on a rainbow stage while Johnny Depp rides by on a wooden carriage driven by a team of aqua-green unicorns.  |
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#74
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Mar 14 2013, 04:09 PM -------------------- Why does everything in my life involve buttfucking?! ~Screaming Soulcatcher |
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#75
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Mar 14 2013, 04:27 PM
-------------------- QUOTE (Shmeckie @ Sep 25 2011, 09:32 PM) If James Hetfield does a guest spot in My Little Pony I will eat my underwear. Live over Skype. "La forme est bien, je veux juste que le résultat soit ... très chouette. Faut que ce soit environ 20% plus chouette." Winner of the Cosplay Caption Contest #125, #130! |
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¿Tiene un problema, cabrón? Group: Members Posts: 2,812 Joined: 1-March 11 From: Maryland, USA Member No.: 445 Gender: Male |
Mar 22 2013, 07:07 PM
Oh My God you guys...
Not only did this riff EXCEED my expectations but the movie was so Goddamn hilarious to boot. I mean....fuck.... ---Vampires having mutant powers ---Vampires around the world have mutant powers ---The Three Volturi Overlord Fops (who I swear, need to have their own webcomic). ---Hilarious decapitations left and right ---Hilarious decapitations from a big climax fight THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN One of the best things that stuck out was during the squabble between Bella and Jacob in the first part of the film. It's one thing to have a close friend have a creepy love imprint on your barely 2-day old baby, but God forbid you give her a silly nickname, then mama will flip her shit! "You mean to tell me you gave my daughter a nickname AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!?!?!?!" Actual line from the movie, and Bella is...actually really fucking furious at this! This post has been edited by Tonfa: Mar 22 2013, 07:08 PM -------------------- QUOTE (Shmeckie @ Sep 25 2011, 09:32 PM) If James Hetfield does a guest spot in My Little Pony I will eat my underwear. Live over Skype. "La forme est bien, je veux juste que le résultat soit ... très chouette. Faut que ce soit environ 20% plus chouette." Winner of the Cosplay Caption Contest #125, #130! |
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Mar 22 2013, 09:28 PM QUOTE (Tonfa @ Mar 22 2013, 07:07 PM) Oh My God you guys... Not only did this riff EXCEED my expectations but the movie was so Goddamn hilarious to boot. I mean....fuck.... ---Vampires having mutant powers ---Vampires around the world have mutant powers ---The Three Volturi Overlord Fops (who I swear, need to have their own webcomic). ---Hilarious decapitations left and right ---Hilarious decapitations from a big climax fight THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN One of the best things that stuck out was during the squabble between Bella and Jacob in the first part of the film. It's one thing to have a close friend have a creepy love imprint on your barely 2-day old baby, but God forbid you give her a silly nickname, then mama will flip her shit! "You mean to tell me you gave my daughter a nickname AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!?!?!?!" Actual line from the movie, and Bella is...actually really fucking furious at this! Bella showing emotion? What Black magic is this? -------------------- In a way, Bronies remind me of a herd of Triceratops forming a tight circle and pointing their horns outwards in a menacing way. There is one key difference, though; while the noble prehistoric animals did that to protect their offspring located in the middle of said circle, Bronies do it to “protect” the steaming pile of shit that is their “works”.
Hear my warnings, unbelievers, carried to your minds by the power of the Prince of Excess himself. We have raised altars in this land so that we may sacrifice you to our gods. Veterans of 10 millennia of unholy war wait to grind you beneath the tread of their mighty boots. The chosen of Khorne hunger to add you to their bloody tally. The Blood God Himself has marked this land and will claim your skulls for His throne! There is no hope in opposing the inevitable. Put down your arms, unbelievers, and bow before the forces of Chaos Undivided. Thought for the Day: When you face defeat and consider surrendering to the trials the Emperor gives to you, remember the Commissar, and what he will do to your sorry ass if you even think about dropping that lasgun. Now that Bloodthirster won't look so scary anymore ... Thought for the Day: There's a 99% chance that any army you're playing against is an Alpha Legion army in disguise. There's an equal chance that your army is one too. . |
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Mar 23 2013, 04:58 AM
And over THAT of all things...
Also, the Rifftrax guys had a fuckin' field day with the whole "Jacob's in love with a baby" thing. QUOTE Hey, do you watch Yo Gabba Gabba and/or wear a thong?
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LADIES. Group: Members Posts: 4,554 Joined: 1-March 08 From: America Member No.: 192 Gender: Male |
Apr 21 2013, 10:51 PM
Watched Jurassic Park 3D in theater while playing the Rifftrax (Rifftrack?) through headphones. I had some trouble getting the two synced up, but it was otherwise a very interesting experience.
-------------------- "Just because things won't go your way doesn't mean you can't live a poor and meaningless life" - Dakari-King Mykan
Mocks: 1. Digiball Z - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 (f) 2. Saiyaman (f) 3. Saiyaman 2 - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 4. Teen Titans vs Project AFTER - 2 3 (f) 5. Desires Unspoken - Deluxe Special Edition (f) 6. TK versus Birdboy | Fandom | Empire - Part 1 7. Garden of EVA - Sucks Everybody! (f) 8. What is War? - 1 9. My Little Unicorn: Star Fleet Magic - 1 2 |
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