Bella is now a poor troublemaker,, the sad fate of many child actors. Options

[oneluckyduck]

oneluckyduck: Hey, it's Lucky here. I felt like mocking something, something short and sour, so I did. I also enlisted the unwilling help of YTB. YTB, how are you today?

YTB: As an Omegle user might say, tired and horny.

L: Well that's great YTB, but you do realize that we're mocking a fanfiction. Are you sure those are the appropriate emotions?

Y: They're always the appropriate emotions when you're a teenage boy. Now let's stop wasting time and get to it, eh?

L: Originally this story was centered, but I'm lazy so it's not coded. Trust me though, it seems a lot less stupid now.

Actor/ singer/ piano player

Are the three traits you get when you update your Mary Sue package to Theater Sue!

Why is she not a song writer as well? Seems pretty pathetic to me.

Edwards pov

We were all hanging out at the house. Bella was snuggled into my side on the couch. Emmett took the single seat with Rosalie on his lap. Jasper and Alice took the floor, With Esme and Carlisle on the love seat. I breathed in Bella's sent. Just then Alice was sucked into a vision.

I used to think that the English lessons on "Writing Complex Sentences" were obvious, but now I'm not so sure...

Durrr, complex sentences? Wuttr those? Hurrrrr

Vision

Charlie Sheen driving up the drive way getting out and knocking on the door with a Cd in hand.

End of vision

"Charlie will be here in a minute' she said. Bella gave me a questing look I just sighed.

Edward loathed quests. He had to develop character traits and learn things about himself!

Just then Charlie knocked on the door. Carlisle walked over to get it at human speed. "Hello Charlie" Carlisle said why letting him in. "Hey dad" Bella said from my side. "Um I found this and I was thinking that the Cullens might want to see it." Charlie said like he was scared of what Bella would think.

UM I wonder how Bella is going to take it when I show them this. Crap she just caught on.

Why are you asking the University of Miami, fanfiction character I refuse to accept as one of my least-hated Twilight characters?

"Tell me that is not what I think it is" She nearly yelled. "Um I can't" he said back. Bella had a scared look on her face. "What is it" Emmett asked.

QUESTION MARKS, BITCHES.

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"Just some stuff about Bella from when she was 8 or 9 or something like that let's just say she was completely different then she is now"

"She was pretty awesome, actually. She would go out into the desert and only come back to drop off the dead animals and buried treasure she had captured.

Emmett eyes were huge and he had the look like a kid on Christmas. "Let's watch" he yelled grabbing the video and putting it in. When it was loaded Bella was being held back mouth being forced shut by Alice. She had a scared look on her face.

Hmmm, they do seem to have a pretty close relationship, if you know what I mean~.

When it was loaded it had a large selection of different videos but all were movie titles and it looked like song titles. Some said pictures of a certain time frame.

Can YOU make sense of this sentence?

We all looked at Charlie confused but he got Emmett to just hand him the remote. "Has bella not told you about when she was little" he asked confused. We all shock our head.

It was moments like this one that reminded the Cullens that having a hive mind was a terrible decision

Bella let out a sigh. "Just start the videos" with that Charlie hit one that said
Rolling in the deep

First off, damn you I like this song. Second off, the song only just came out! With the time frame of the books- the canon time frame, mind you- she wouldn't have this song at 20, forget 9!

Who needs shit like logic when Twilight is involved?

Bella looked about 6 or 7 and was in a a pink flow tank top and blue jeans. She was sitting at a piano with a mike attached.

Mike would be quitting as soon as he had enough money to move out.

We all looked at Bella but she was trying to hide in my shirt. I just shook my head.

A shirt isn't a very good hiding place, Bella. Slendy will still find you.

"Hey Bells talk to me now" said Renée from the back ground Bella looked at the camera and gave a big tootless smile and said "I will be playing and singing Adele's Rolling in a the deep can I start now mommy" Like her mom gave her a thumbs up she turned to the piano and started playing rolling in the deep. Then she started to sing in a voice I didn't know a 6 year could have.

This is a good hint that she is, in fact, lip syncing.

There's a fire starting in my heart
Reaching a fever pitch, and it's bringing me out the dark
Finally I can see you crystal clear
Go ahead and sell me out and I'll lay your ship bare
See how I'll leave with every piece of you
Don't underestimate the things that I will do
There's a fire starting in my heart
Reaching a fever pitch
And it's bringing me out the dark
The scars of your love remind me of us
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all
The scars of your love, they leave me breathless
I can't help feeling
We could have had it all
Rolling in the deep
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
You had my heart inside of your hand
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
And you played it to the beat
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
Baby, I have no story to be told
But I've heard one of you
And I'm gonna make your head burn
Think of me in the depths of your despair
Making a home down there
As mine sure won't be shared
The scars of your love remind me of us
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all
The scars of your love, they leave me breathless
I can't help feeling
We could have had it all
Rolling in the deep
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
You had my heart inside of your hand
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
And you played it to the beat
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
We could have had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart inside of your hand
But you played it with a beating
Throw your soul through every open door
Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow into treasured gold
You pay me back in time and reap just what you sow
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
We could have had it all
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
We could have had it all
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
It all, it all, it all
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
We could have had it all
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
Rolling in the deep
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
You had my heart inside of your hand
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
And you played it to the beat
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
You could have had it all
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
Rolling in the deep
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
You had my heart inside of your hand
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
But you played it
You played it
You played it
You played it to the beat.

If you actually read all of that, then may God help you.

She finished the last of the song and gave another smile then it ended.
We all looked at Bella like she was crazy. "I thought you didn't play" Esme asked. "and I don't play..now" Bella said. We all laughed "You know what I mean but that voice you were how old?" Esme asked. "Six" bella answered back. Charlie was scrolling down the list when Bella stopped him "Click that one" she all but yelled. "this one" he said. Bella just nodded. "I wanah get chocolate wasted" Emmett said out load. A look of rembrance spread across Alice's face. "No way you weren't" Alice asked. "OH but I was" Bella said coldly.

If anyone happens to be able to make heads or tails of what the hell they're talking about here, I'd like to know.

Alice and Bella started laughing. We all shared a look before we turned to the tv.
(Just follow instuctions to 's what they see just imagine that the little girl was Bella when she was little Girl in the hat that says the line. GO TO MY PAGE)

YOU AREN’T THE BOSS OF ME NO ONE’S THE BOSS OF ME I WILL BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!

By the time it was done everyone was laughing. We ended up playing it over again. Emmett just looked at bella and said. " Girl I thought I told you not to do anything funny when I wasn't around" Bella just shock her head. "What movie was that from asked Jasper. "Grownups" Bella answered back. We then hit the next one.
Bella wins award

ME ENGLISH GOOD

GO TO MY PAGE
"Impressive Bells I thought you couldn't act" Emmett said. "that's not the case when she was little she was in so many shows and stuff it was scary" Charlie answered.

Her previous acting career fits perfectly with her aversion to having people pay attention to her. For lord's sake, you can't even keep the characterization of flat charicters straight?

"Why did you stop Bella I mean you were famous" Rosalie asked. "I guess I got tired of It all" Bella answered back. For the rest of the night we all watched it all. From her music to the commercials it was watched.
The next day I was in Bella's room. "So I never got to ask you what your favorite one was" she said." I didn't have a favorite because you were in them all

Nice one, Romeo. Make sure you say something about her eyes, too. Chicks dig stuff about the eyes.

Yeah. When guys talk about retinas, I just swoon.

so it was hard but I loved Everybody makes mistakes"
(Great song by Anna Graceman go to my page)

I don't know about you, but I'm kind of getting the feeling that she wants us to go to her page.

" I like that one to." She told me. I kissed her forehead and she cuddled into my arm and fell asleep.
I love you my little superstar.
So what did you think!

If that were a question, I'd answer by saying I hated it.

It is my first one shoot and I had this idea so yep. Review Please! Oh if you have an idea that you think could keep it going you can just pm the idea and I might hand you over this story. Like I said its my first one shoot and its like my baby.

A baby that you'd readily hand over to someone else. Riiiiight.

You mean, you can't trust people on the internet? Huh.
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[Desdemona]

Wouldn't Bella be singing...y'know? Britney Spears and be in The Parent Trap? Or y'know be singing Rick Astley and be in Killer Clowns from Outerspace?

Hm.

I R NOT DOES TIME GUD.

[Waffleman]

That certainly exists, alright. Sigh.

[Protto]

I'm not sure what happened...

[KillerLoli]

She's an actor? How! Bella can't express basic human emotions. It's beyond her, just like moving without tripping over her own feet every five minutes.