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CCC #166 Finalists Poll
Which of these captions is the rootin'est and/or tootin'est hoot of the bunch?
"Tony Stark: Is it better to be tacky or a weaboo? I say, is it too much to ask for both?" - KingMan [ 2 ] ** [14.29%]
"Unattractive, awkward, and reeking of a life filled with unhappiness. She's pinned down the Kuroki Tomoko cosplay perfectly!" - MagicConch [ 2 ] ** [14.29%]
"Someone tell that scarlet-clad hambeast in the back that there's a box of Twinkies for her if she immediately cosplays the boulder from Raiders of the Lost Ark and rolls this way." - Deceiver [ 2 ] ** [14.29%]
"Ok kids, it's time to play, 'Hide the Sausage.' And I'll give you a hint: it's the one in the middle." - Yaoi Huntress Earth [ 2 ] ** [14.29%]
"Man, nerdy pimps are the worst at their jobs, seriously." - oneluckyduck [ 4 ] ** [28.57%]
"That is the face of a man who realizes that he officially fucked up his life to get at this point." - MissSarcastic1013 [ 2 ] ** [14.29%]
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post Jun 6 2015, 05:19 AM
For those of you in school, today should mark the beginning of your summer vacation. Celebrate the old-fashioned way: By mocking some dweebs who suck at making costumes and suck even harder at having their picture taken.


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post Jun 6 2015, 07:53 AM
Tony Stark: Is it better to be tacky or a weaboo? I say, is it too much to ask for both?


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post Jun 6 2015, 07:57 AM
Okay, Rei, I know the events leading up to this can be chalked up to clinical and economic depression, but geez, I never thought you'd be this shameless! Whore.

Haruhi is bored, so she decided to genderbent Kyon, Itsuki and her because she's a cunt like that.

Hey, be glad the cameraman didn't catch that fat red bitch behind these dorks.

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post Jun 6 2015, 09:35 AM
Unattractive, awkward, and reeking of a life filled with unhappiness. She's pinned down the Kuroki Tomoko cosplay perfectly!


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post Jun 7 2015, 04:27 PM
The weeboo levels are high in this photo.


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post Jun 7 2015, 07:01 PM
Today's special: Douchebag sandwich on white-as-fuck bread.

"That's right, fanboy, $50 for both, anything goes. Plus a dry cleaning deposit so we can get the con funk out of the costumes."

Someone tell that scarlet-clad hambeast in the back that there's a box of Twinkies for her if she immediately cosplays the boulder from Raiders of the Lost Ark and rolls this way.
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post Jun 8 2015, 06:48 AM
From left to right: "Oh my God, Senpai noticed me!", "Where's the ashtray? I'm in dire need for a smoke" and "Keep making those pictures; they're excellent blackmailing material."


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post Jun 8 2015, 07:03 AM
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post Jun 9 2015, 05:23 PM
Ok kids, it's time to play, "Hide the Sausage." And I'll give you a hint: it's the one in the middle.


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post Jun 10 2015, 09:36 AM
Man, nerdy pimps are the worst at their jobs, seriously.


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post Jun 10 2015, 12:34 PM
Whoever said that a Japanese school girl's uniform can make anyone look attractive is a liar.

That is the face of a man who realizes that he officially fucked up his life to get at this point.

Those girls are gonna be in for a surprise when they find out that's he middle aged and still lives at home with his mom.

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post Jun 15 2015, 05:31 AM
When I look back on a thread full of captions like this, it makes me glad I ignored my parents and my mentor and my ex-wife and my priest and all my friends and everyone who said the Cosplay Caption Contest was ruining my life and would eventually destroy me. Captions this good just can't be bad!

As has become the custom, half a dozen of the finest submissions have been nominated as finalists. If you'd all be so kind as to vote for your favorite in the poll, man, that'd sure be great.


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post Jun 20 2015, 01:47 AM
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You little shits think this is fucking funny?


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post Jun 20 2015, 03:58 AM
So... does that mean this' gonna run another week?


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post Jun 20 2015, 05:55 AM
Fuck that. If nobody is going to break the tie, then I'll just a roll a die to see who wins. And our victor is...! Well, I'll be doggone. Oneluckyduck certainly lives up to her username. Congratulations, D! You've won this contest in the most anticlimactic way possible!

Thanks, everyone, for proving democracy is stupid. The Cosplay Caption Contest is canceled forever! mad.gif


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post Jun 20 2015, 08:57 AM
Thanks, boss! This is...um....this is such an honor, I guess?

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