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CCC #158 Finalists Poll
Which caption drives it all the way to the rim and SLAMS it in?
"You couldn't turn those bed sheets into worse costumes if you cut two round holes into them and pretended you're a ghost." - P Dot Alex [ 1 ] ** [6.25%]
"Four dumbass cosplayers. So be it! You will be the Fellowship of the Suck!" - KingMan [ 1 ] ** [6.25%]
"'What the fuck, Mike?! I thought we explained that Furry isn't a class!'" - CobaltKori [ 2 ] ** [12.50%]
"Josh and Terry stood back in hopes that their robes would conceal their awkward boners, until they figure out the genders of their fellow group members." - ConcernedGamer [ 2 ] ** [12.50%]
"The DLC for FFXIII looks really good this year." - DoubleDash [ 3 ] ** [18.75%]
"A group of North American Bishies (Bishounen americanus) dress in elaborate costumes in order to attract a mate. Researchers surmise that nine-in-ten are unsuccessful and will crawl underneath the breeding grounds of their parents (a 'basement') to die alone." - Protto [ 7 ] ** [43.75%]
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post Jan 3 2015, 06:51 AM
It's a new year, and that mean it's time for some new cosplayers to mock. Let's see here... How 'bout these dorks?


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This contest's winning caption is...

A group of North American Bishies (Bishounen americanus) dress in elaborate costumes in order to attract a mate. Researchers surmise that nine-in-ten are unsuccessful and will crawl underneath the breeding grounds of their parents (a 'basement') to die alone.

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post Jan 3 2015, 07:59 AM
You couldn't turn those bedsheets into worse costumes if you cut two round holes into them and pretended you're a ghost.

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post Jan 3 2015, 08:11 AM
"And then you strike a pose like this! Guys? Guuuys...?"
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post Jan 3 2015, 10:59 AM
Four dumbass cosplayers. So be it! You will be the Fellowship of the Suck!


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post Jan 3 2015, 12:33 PM
Those guys may not be the actors CLAMP wants in the movie adaptation of Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, but believe me, they deserve them.



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post Jan 3 2015, 03:04 PM
-"But she ain't fat yet Dave!" "She will be Tommy, she will be..."

-I knew I was bad at the LARP, then it hit me that everyone was so I'm OK with it.

-I know, I know... but we agreed to come with her and she paid for our room and everything so the least we can do is dress up like knobs for her "skit".


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Winner of CCC #107- I've decided to let it all go to my head, then my pancreas, then a short trip to the gonads for release.
Winner of CCC #129- Took me a while to push this rock back up the hill and... whoops.
Winner of CCC #136- Whoo-Hoo! Whiskey and hookers on me! Seriously, drape them upon my slumbering mass.
Winner of CCC #137- Two in a row! Do you believe in Miracles?! No seriously, the hell was up with that Jackie Chan flick?
Winner of CCC #143- I'm so drunk on power now! I've sold all my tanker trucks full of Baily's Irish Creme to balance things out.
Winner of CCC #147- Comrades! Rejoice in the conquering of the bourgeois pigs with this caption of dressing down weeaboos!
Winner of CCC #164- Yes another one in the win colu... Who am I kidding? Dr. O deserves this one.
Winner of CCC#165- Victory is mine! Dudes, line up on my right for high fives. Ladies, line up on the left for make-outs.
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post Jan 4 2015, 06:13 AM
Looks like Kyubey became really desperate for contracts.

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post Jan 4 2015, 08:14 PM
Some people dream about being dorks on a mission to save the world. There's a reason nobody LIVES it.


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post Jan 5 2015, 07:36 AM
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post Jan 5 2015, 01:06 PM
"What the fuck, Mike?! I thought we explained that Furry isn't a class!"


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post Jan 6 2015, 08:42 AM
"Hey, you two! My eye is up HERE!"

"Moooooom! Tell them they have to let me play with them, even if I have pinkeye!"

What a weird-ass Nativity. We've got a fat-faced baby Jesus in a manager with a rabbit; a Mary who's a cyclops; and the gayest shepherds ever. But where are the wise men? (HINT: Far, far away from these shitheads.)

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post Jan 6 2015, 05:00 PM
Okay, guys. It's not the worst Hunchback of Notre Dame group cosplay I've ever seen, but I'm pretty sure Esmeralda had two eyes last I checked. Well, excuse me, what could you possibly be cosplaying, then?!

Josh and Terry stood back in hopes that their robes would conceal their awkward boners, until they figure out the genders of their fellow group members.



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post Jan 7 2015, 03:32 AM
Larry in the back was silently biding his time. Soon, he would be gaining three more trophies to hang from his neck.

Wizards of the Coast were proud to present the new fifth edition D&D player classes: White Mage, Black Mage, Cyclops, and Hobo.


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post Jan 7 2015, 04:56 AM
The DLC for FFXIII looks really good this year.


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post Jan 7 2015, 08:17 AM
A group of North American Bishies (Bishounen americanus) dress in elaborate costumes in order to attract a mate. Researchers surmise that nine-in-ten are unsuccessful and will crawl underneath the breeding grounds of their parents (a "basement") to die alone.


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post Jan 8 2015, 04:33 AM
"Yeah, hey, eyepatch guy, all I need is you to face sideways like a badass. For edgy points, you know. Yeah, good, good, keep posing like......No, why are you facing the other side? Face the came.....Fuck it's already shot."

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post Jan 12 2015, 02:19 AM
Hot diggity dog, what a fine assortment of choice captions! I don't recall a crop of insulting comments turning out this nice since the summer of '97. God, there'll never be another year like that... This is still mighty impressive, though. I can hardly spot a single weak entry in the bunch.

Somehow, the judges were able to pick out six finalists that were just ever-so-slightly more caption-y than the rest. Scroll on up to the top of the page and give your favorite a vote. Go on, now. Show your support!


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post Jan 17 2015, 07:12 AM
That's it for the voting phase, kiddos. I'd like to say it was a close race, but Protto dominated this one hard enough to trigger thirty-nine separate transwomen bloggers on Tumblr. Well done, old chap! As for the rest of you, good effort. I didn't see anybody completely humiliate themselves this time, so that's a win in my book.

You guys really went all out for this contest. The captions, the votes, the enthusiasm... It was all just magnificent. Nicely done.


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