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CCC #153 Finalists Poll
Which one of these captions is almost 2spooky?
"Life was never the same once Death decided he was trans." - Jackson_Fall [ 4 ] ** [23.53%]
"'Dammit Nancy, I said cosplay as Ebola-CHAN, NOT Ebola-casualty!'" - Max-Vader [ 3 ] ** [17.65%]
"'Madoka, remember last night when you said 'They're here?'' / 'Yes.' / 'Who were you talking about?' / 'The Crossplay people.'" - TedioreSplitz [ 1 ] ** [5.88%]
"This new season of American Horror Story looks fantastic!" - xoxjoanxox [ 3 ] ** [17.65%]
"The Joker put Smilex in Gotham's Pocky supply!" - DeanTheAdequate [ 1 ] ** [5.88%]
"There are only so many times you can circulate an anime love pillow with your friends before that shit gets old." - ConcernedGamer [ 5 ] ** [29.41%]
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post Oct 25 2014, 09:18 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Cosplay Caption Contest! After an extended break, the bi-weekly parade of costumed creeps is ready to roll once more. Whether you're a seasoned caption craftsman or a newcomer who's been itching to get in on the fun, I invite you to enter the arena and find out how your best captions stack up to your peers'. (If you find you're a bit hazy on the details or simply confused as to what the hell all this is about, I recommend taking a quick look at the rules before you get started.)

To celebrate the approach of All Hallows' Eve, your target for this contest is a sight one would normally expect to find only within the realm of nightmares:


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This contest's winning caption is...

There are only so many times you can circulate an anime love pillow with your friends before that shit gets old.

Congratulations, ConcernedGamer!


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post Oct 25 2014, 09:35 AM
Life was never the same once Death decided he was trans.


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post Oct 25 2014, 10:22 AM

"There ain't no law saying the living dead can't go to Otakon!"


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post Oct 25 2014, 10:33 AM
"Dammit Nancy, I said cosplay as Ebola-CHAN, NOT Ebola-casualty!"


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post Oct 25 2014, 10:44 AM
At first you're all excited about the nip-slips. Then you look up...


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post Oct 25 2014, 12:03 PM
I've seen and done some shit as a magical girl. Had to screw a bunny cat for some sparkles.

You kidding? This is after she made the contract. You don't wanna know what she looked like before.

Desperate, Kyubey had to resort to the recently deceased for whatever his plan was...
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post Oct 25 2014, 01:06 PM
[Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt - 32m

"Prety Gaurdian of Love&Justice in a Sailorsuit! In the name of Moon, ill devour you!"smiling TItan screamed at toddinTheShadows to his left

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post Oct 25 2014, 01:15 PM
Angel came down from heaven yesterday... and goddamn was she creepy lookin'!


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post Oct 28 2014, 10:27 AM
"ma'am, I'm sorry but it looks like you have a terminal case of Weebola"


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post Oct 28 2014, 12:22 PM
Nicholas Cage was never quite the same after being asked to star in 'Ghost Rider 3'.


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post Oct 29 2014, 11:50 AM
It's only funny until you realize that he/she/it was trying to be serious, then it gets down right creepy.

"Madoka, remember last night when you said "They're here?""
"Yes."
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"The Crossplay people."


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post Oct 29 2014, 01:22 PM
Saya's true form.


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post Oct 31 2014, 07:42 AM
This new season of American Horror Story looks fantastic!


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post Oct 31 2014, 09:14 AM
Kyubey was getting desperate for magical girls

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post Nov 1 2014, 06:15 AM
Sometimes when God closes a door, he opens a boob window.

The Joker put Smilex in Gotham's Pocky supply!

I wondered what the gaunt fellow from "Phantasm" was up to now of days. TUrns out he died and was turned into a realdoll for some reason.


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Winner of CCC #107- I've decided to let it all go to my head, then my pancreas, then a short trip to the gonads for release.
Winner of CCC #129- Took me a while to push this rock back up the hill and... whoops.
Winner of CCC #136- Whoo-Hoo! Whiskey and hookers on me! Seriously, drape them upon my slumbering mass.
Winner of CCC #137- Two in a row! Do you believe in Miracles?! No seriously, the hell was up with that Jackie Chan flick?
Winner of CCC #143- I'm so drunk on power now! I've sold all my tanker trucks full of Baily's Irish Creme to balance things out.
Winner of CCC #147- Comrades! Rejoice in the conquering of the bourgeois pigs with this caption of dressing down weeaboos!
Winner of CCC #164- Yes another one in the win colu... Who am I kidding? Dr. O deserves this one.
Winner of CCC#165- Victory is mine! Dudes, line up on my right for high fives. Ladies, line up on the left for make-outs.
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post Nov 1 2014, 11:25 AM
The new season of The Walking Dead takes an unexpected turn.
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post Nov 3 2014, 02:57 AM
The mummified remains of a cosplayer was found three days ago at the opening of the local convention. When asked why the find was only reported once the convention was over, attendants could do nothing but shrug and state the words 'Boobs', 'Nip-slip' and 'Fap'.

I hope you saved that receipt for your drunken purchased mail-order waifu, bro.

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post Nov 3 2014, 07:45 AM
Nicely done, everyone. It's good to know the break hasn't dulled this community's collective captioning capability in the least! Six of the most excellent captions have been selected as finalists, so now you guys get to vote for your favorite. We'll reconvene right here this Saturday to find out who got the win.

QUOTE (Protto @ Oct 25 2014, 01:06 PM) *
[Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt - 32m

"Prety Gaurdian of Love&Justice in a Sailorsuit! In the name of Moon, ill devour you!"smiling TItan screamed at toddinTheShadows to his left

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I simply couldn't overlook this baby. Although the unusual formatting made this entry too much of a pain to feature in the poll, I really like the creativity on display. Bravo, Protto! This totally gets an Honorable Mention!


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post Nov 3 2014, 01:17 PM
Dammit, it's so hard to choose...MoA, never take this long of a break again, since apparently everyone was saving up their wit for this moment!


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post Nov 3 2014, 01:44 PM
QUOTE (Master of AFTER @ Nov 3 2014, 07:45 AM) *
I simply couldn't overlook this baby. Although the unusual formatting made this entry too much of a pain to feature in the poll, I really like the creativity on display. Bravo, Protto! This totally gets an Honorable Mention!



Hidoi! I-I would have simplified it if you'd told me to...!


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