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CCC #122 - 6/30/12

CCC #122 Finalists Poll

Which of these captions should be a selected track from the upcoming CCC Greatest Hits album?

"When your hairstyle doubles as a lightning rod, a rubber bodysuit can be a wise investment." - Viashino_wizard	[ 1 ]	[7.14%]
"I should have never used the Millennium Necklace to look into the future of Michael Jackson's daughter, just to see how her newly developed interest in anime and cosplay may pay off one day." - Maniak	[ 0 ]	[0.00%]
"It's weird how the cosplayer's hair seems to be melting, while their Millennium Cheese Puzzle is perfectly fine." - Zana	[ 1 ]	[7.14%]
"'I play cheap clown-gimpsuit in attack mode!'" - Max-Vader	[ 2 ]	[14.29%]
"Now I know you didn't just activate my trap card, sister!" - Waffleman	[ 3 ]	[21.43%]
"'Are you depressingly lonely? Do you spend your days moping about your house in your bad Yu-Gi-Oh! cosplay, whining about your complete lack of human contact? Introducing Japan's new line of Self-Molesting Tentacle Wigs! Now, you too can experience the unspeakable bliss of having your anus stretched to new and never-before-seen limits, just like little Sayaka-chan there on your monitor! You may not be any more appealing to other people, but at least you'll have another piece of Japanese culture with(in) you! Call now!'" - Protto	[ 7 ]	[50.00%]

Total Votes: 14

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Post #1 Master of AFTER View Member Profile
Hit the world spinning darker. Group: Admin Posts: 9,359 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Maim Street, U.S.A. Member No.: 1 Gender: Male	Jun 30 2012, 08:59 PM This summer... Write some funny-ass captions. The Cosplay Caption Contest CXXII This contest's winning caption is... "Are you depressingly lonely? Do you spend your days moping about your house in your bad Yu-Gi-Oh! cosplay, whining about your complete lack of human contact? Introducing Japan's new line of Self-Molesting Tentacle Wigs! Now, you too can experience the unspeakable bliss of having your anus stretched to new and never-before-seen limits, just like little Sayaka-chan there on your monitor! You may not be any more appealing to other people, but at least you'll have another piece of Japanese culture with(in) you! Call now!" Congratulations, Protto! -------------------- You needn't worry about anything. Simply trust what you see, obey the law, keep your emotions in check, and wait for science to find the answers to your problems. Don't behave disrespectfully, always be pleasant, share what you earn, and die having lived a perfectly ordinary life during which you never made a single enemy.

Post #2 Viashino_wizard View Member Profile
That's a Jimmybean! Group: Members Posts: 7,083 Joined: 21-July 08 From: Teufort Member No.: 222 Gender: Male	Jun 30 2012, 09:11 PM "When your hairstyle doubles as a lightning rod, a rubber bodysuit can be a wise investment." -------------------- QUOTE (TigerEyes) Change is mandatory. It's progress that's optional. "Stories about ordinary people doing extraordinary things are very popular but I'm a fan of extraordinary people trying to do ordinary things" -Kelly Turnbull FOLLOW GRUNDY TWEETER, OR ELSE Let's Play Pokemon Blue Version: Hardcore (Canceled)

Post #3 Maniak View Member Profile
I will mock all the fanfics in the TRI STATE AREA!!! Group: Members Posts: 3,168 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 345 Gender: Male	Jun 30 2012, 10:50 PM Someone should tell the poor girl in the exploded blue condom cosplay, that she has a giant dead spider on her head. It`s outrageous how utterly awful this cosplay is. I mean, in the name of the heart of cards, how can you cosplay as Yami Yugi and not have a giant fake, melted looking dueldisc at your right arm? Fail! I should have never used the Millenium Necklace to look into the future of Michael Jackon`s daughter, just to see how her newly developed interest in anime and cosplay may pay off one day. -------------------- It ain`t no mystery, if it`s politics or history; the thing you gotta know is, everything is showbiz Alles was entsteht, ist wert das es zugrunde geht.

Post #4 TheSpaih View Member Profile
I was doing it BEFORE it was mainstream. Group: Members Posts: 1,191 Joined: 23-May 12 From: Punchbowl, PA Member No.: 649 Gender: Male	Jun 30 2012, 11:57 PM These new Yu-Gi-Oh series are getting more and more contrived.

Post #5 Ajax View Member Profile
Member Group: Members Posts: 41 Joined: 26-June 12 From: A big city Member No.: 667 Gender: Male	Jul 1 2012, 12:59 AM A scene from Tyler Perry's adaption of Yu-Gi-Oh

Post #6 P Dot Alex View Member Profile
Glory to Arstotzka... ironically. Group: Members Posts: 3,655 Joined: 16-August 10 Member No.: 373 Gender: Male	Jul 1 2012, 02:51 AM In case you thought ZEXAL had silly hairstyles... -------------------- Never forget.

Post #7 SM2142 View Member Profile
Mojave Wanderer Group: Members Posts: 506 Joined: 16-January 12 From: The Forgotten West Member No.: 582 Gender: Male	Jul 1 2012, 01:47 PM See, kids? This is why you don't stick your fingers into electrical sockets. -------------------- All Roads Lead To New Vegas Completed Mockeries: An Eternity Of Servitude, Night High, Care Bears Meet Digimon, Ascend Through Darkness, The Arctic Wolf, Better Living Through Science and Ponies, "Web Of Dimensions", Latex Lugia 2, Mass Effect 2: Wings of Liberty, Power Play, The Next Move, Into Darkness, Anxiety Ongoing Mocks: Fallout: Equestria: Operation Flankorage Co-Op Mockeries: The Furry's Revenge, I Must Scream * * *** Asterisks rescued from Flankorage fanfic, they live here now.

Post #8 Zana View Member Profile
Whoops Group: Members Posts: 480 Joined: 17-June 11 From: Under there. Member No.: 496 Gender: Female	Jul 1 2012, 07:00 PM It's weird how the cosplayer's hair seems to be melting, while their Millennium Cheese Puzzle is perfectly fine. -------------------- Grammar is the difference between "knowing your shit" and "knowing you're shit."

Post #9 Paragon View Member Profile
Just floating through space Group: Members Posts: 672 Joined: 22-February 12 From: America Member No.: 612 Gender: Female	Jul 1 2012, 07:12 PM Gurl, where you get yo weave did? -------------------- -Mocks: ---Forbiden Fruit the Tempation of Edward Cullen (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ---Passion Night: A Harry Potter Fanfic (Complete): 1 ---Chamber of Commerce, a HP/Eva crossover (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---What Hurts the Most, a Hannah Montana fanfic (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---Homestuck High (Hiatus): 1, 2, 3, 4 ---May and Caroline: A Pokemon Fanfic (in name only) (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ---A Guide to Lemon Writing: by Naruto's Brat (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ---Fallout: Equestria (Group Mock): Chapter 17 (Part 1 of 3), (2 of 3), (Final) ---End of the Road: by Naruto's Brat (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---- Twi and Me: by Hotsauce (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ---Dragons, Dragons, Dragons: a Fire Emblem Fanfic (Co-mock, in-progress): 1, 2, 3, 4 ----The Sleepover, A My Little Pony Fanfic (New, in-progress): 1

Post #10 Deceiver View Member Profile
Regular Member Group: Members Posts: 98 Joined: 16-June 11 Member No.: 495 Gender: Male	Jul 4 2012, 10:25 AM A scene from Spike Lee's new joint, There's Something About Shaneequa. Ma'am, do you realize a Lovecraftian horror is molesting your scalp? So, she used a block of butter to get her hair that way, and then carved the rest into her Puzzle, right?

Post #11 Max-Vader View Member Profile
Killer Queen Group: Members Posts: 8,117 Joined: 23-August 09 From: The Fortress of Pornitude Member No.: 303 Gender: Male	Jul 4 2012, 10:47 AM "I play cheap clown-gimpsuit in attack mode!" Yu-Gi-Ho! and the Hair Gel of Doom -------------------- TigerEyes: "No means yes and yes means anal."

Post #12 Waffleman View Member Profile
Where's the mask, Araki? Group: Members Posts: 938 Joined: 14-August 10 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Member No.: 372 Gender: Male	Jul 7 2012, 05:50 PM Now I know you didn't just activate my trap card, sister! -------------------- Latest mock: My Little Unicorn Chapter 19 Current mocks: My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing, Kamen Rider Kaze, If I Was Your Nazi (Group Mock) Coming back soon: No More Heroes: Naruto's Story Completed mocks: What as StrangeCute Love, No More Eros, Infernape's Tickle Torture, Triangle, Fallout: Equestria Chapters 7, 13

Post #13 Protto View Member Profile
Oooh, pick me, PICK ME! Group: Members Posts: 1,201 Joined: 10-July 10 From: the bottom of my heart. Member No.: 353 Gender: Male	Jul 8 2012, 08:21 PM "Are you depressingly lonely? Do you spend your days moping about your house in your bad Yu-Gi-Oh! cosplay, whining about your complete lack of human contact? Introducing Japan's new line of Self-Molesting Tentacle Wigs! Now, you too can experience the unspeakable bliss of having your anus stretched to new and never-before-seen limits, just like little Sayaka-chan there on your monitor! You may not be any more appealing to other people, but at least you'll have another piece of Japanese culture with(in) you! Call now!" --------------------

Post #14 Master of AFTER View Member Profile
Hit the world spinning darker. Group: Admin Posts: 9,359 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Maim Street, U.S.A. Member No.: 1 Gender: Male	Jul 11 2012, 11:12 PM Okay, poll's up! Sorry about the late start to this one, folks; I was... delayed. I know you guys don't have a ton of time to cast your votes at this point, so it's probably better if you just panic and blindly vote for the first caption that comes into view without thinking about it. I'll leave the poll open until Saturday night, but you'll still need to HURRY OH GOD GO GO GOGOGOGO!!!! -------------------- You needn't worry about anything. Simply trust what you see, obey the law, keep your emotions in check, and wait for science to find the answers to your problems. Don't behave disrespectfully, always be pleasant, share what you earn, and die having lived a perfectly ordinary life during which you never made a single enemy.

Post #15 DeanTheAdequate View Member Profile
Drunken Mage Group: Members Posts: 459 Joined: 3-October 11 From: Catonsville, MD Member No.: 536 Gender: Male	Jul 14 2012, 11:05 AM I really couldn't muster something funny for this one, but the overly wordy "Commercial" one is winning? I may have to retire. -------------------- The forgotten member of the "Tribe of Spoon" Winner of CCC #107- I've decided to let it all go to my head, then my pancreas, then a short trip to the gonads for release. Winner of CCC #129- Took me a while to push this rock back up the hill and... whoops. Winner of CCC #136- Whoo-Hoo! Whiskey and hookers on me! Seriously, drape them upon my slumbering mass. Winner of CCC #137- Two in a row! Do you believe in Miracles?! No seriously, the hell was up with that Jackie Chan flick?

Post #16 Master of AFTER View Member Profile
Hit the world spinning darker. Group: Admin Posts: 9,359 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Maim Street, U.S.A. Member No.: 1 Gender: Male	Jul 14 2012, 10:00 PM QUOTE (DeanTheAdequate @ Jul 14 2012, 12:05 PM) I really couldn't muster something funny for this one, but the overly wordy "Commercial" one is winning? I may have to retire. Public opinion is a strange and unpredictable thing, ain't it. Well folks, you've made your collective voice heard and it's clear that Protto is our winner for this contest. Congratulations, man! I hope this victory helps take your mind off of that little unpleasantness with your car getting set on fire by those hoodlums. Thanks to everybody who contributed their captions and votes during these past two weeks. Your half-hearted charity means more to me than you'll ever know. -------------------- You needn't worry about anything. Simply trust what you see, obey the law, keep your emotions in check, and wait for science to find the answers to your problems. Don't behave disrespectfully, always be pleasant, share what you earn, and die having lived a perfectly ordinary life during which you never made a single enemy.

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