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CCC #154 Finalists Poll
SELECT YOUR CAPTION!
"She is a British special forces whose allegiance lies solely with the Crown...Truffles. / He is a Russian wrestler with a donut addiction and the power to control a swarm of bees. / Together they fight against fat shaming!" - Dashguy [ 1 ] ** [7.14%]
"Honorable mentions in the biggest tits contest." - That Guy [ 5 ] ** [35.71%]
"If 'Weird Al' did video game parodies, this would be the one for 'Eat Fighter.'" - Deceiver [ 2 ] ** [14.29%]
"Can YOU tell which of these is the 'Before' and the 'After' images chronicling this Tumblr user's sex reassignment surgery?" - Protto [ 3 ] ** [21.43%]
"Excerpt from Cheap Convention Costumes (Couple's Edition): 'After having shaved your collective bikini areas, apply spirit gum where appropriate and add the collected hair in modest amounts.'" - ConcernedGamer [ 1 ] ** [7.14%]
"Things I don't want to know: If the carpet matches the... actual carpet." - DeanTheAdequate [ 2 ] ** [14.29%]
Total Votes: 14
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post Nov 8 2014, 07:16 AM
After the tremendous success of the last Cosplay Caption Contest, I see no reason not to keep this party going! On that note, I'm gonna duck out real quick to pick up some more hookers and blow. In the meantime, you guys can go ahead and write some funny captions for this:


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This contest's winning caption is...

Honorable mentions in the biggest tits contest.

Congratulations, That Guy!


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post Nov 8 2014, 08:20 AM
She is a British special forces whose allegiance lies solely with the Crown...Truffles.

He is a Russian wrestler with a donut addiction and the power to control a swarm of bees.

Together they fight against fat shaming!
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post Nov 8 2014, 08:40 AM
"It's the Bulge-arian Brute, Alexander Foodstuffs, and his manager Larda!"


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post Nov 8 2014, 10:34 AM
Honorable mentions in the biggest tits contest.


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post Nov 8 2014, 12:44 PM
Madame Tussad's planned exhibition on Street Fighter had to be cancelled once they realized the figures had accidently been molded with Play-Doh.


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post Nov 8 2014, 07:53 PM
Her Cammy cosplay was originally going to be more "authentic", but by the time her buttocks were visible the entire convention had fled in terror.

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post Nov 9 2014, 05:55 AM
Looks like Capcom is showcasing their new Street Fighter spin off, Meat Fighter!


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post Nov 9 2014, 10:15 PM
SHIT I missed the return of the CCC! FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUokay, with that out of my system...

In an alternate reality Jack Thompson got his way, and the biggest game series was Street Pie Eating Contest.

If "Weird Al" did video game parodies, this would be the one for "Eat Fighter."

Their special attacks include the Sonic Burger Boom, the Lardo Crusher, the Hado-youeatsomuch, and the Shoryukenhavemoregravyonthat.
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post Nov 10 2014, 12:07 AM
Can YOU tell which of these is the "Before" and the "After" images chronicling this Tumblr user's sex reassignment surgery?

A young Kris Kringle and his future bride share a tender moment at the beginning of their tempestuous romance.

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post Nov 10 2014, 10:17 AM
Excerpt from Cheap Convention Costumes (Couple's Edition): "After having shaved your collective bikini areas, apply spirit gum where appropriate and add the collected hair in modest amounts.

This is literally what my teenage brain thought 'Battle of the Bulge' was all about.

Sexual tension has never been both this conflictingly contained and unrestrained in one image.


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post Nov 12 2014, 01:11 PM
Things I don't want to know: If the carpet matches the... actual carpet.

You were supposed to stop at the thighs...

After the last tier rankings came out, Cammy and Zangief gave up and hit the Tim Hortons


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Winner of CCC #107- I've decided to let it all go to my head, then my pancreas, then a short trip to the gonads for release.
Winner of CCC #129- Took me a while to push this rock back up the hill and... whoops.
Winner of CCC #136- Whoo-Hoo! Whiskey and hookers on me! Seriously, drape them upon my slumbering mass.
Winner of CCC #137- Two in a row! Do you believe in Miracles?! No seriously, the hell was up with that Jackie Chan flick?
Winner of CCC #143- I'm so drunk on power now! I've sold all my tanker trucks full of Baily's Irish Creme to balance things out.
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post Nov 17 2014, 07:31 AM
Awesome job on the captions, everybody! Choosing the finalists for this contest was a trail, let me tell you. I tried to go with an eclectic mix of different comical angles, but of course the limited number of finalists ensured a few gems had to be left out. They were all good 'uns, really. Now you folks get to vote for just one out of the final six, so have fun with that. Ya poor bastards.


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post Nov 22 2014, 07:21 AM
That should do it for the voting period, I think. According to the results, this contest's winner is that guy... You know, That Guy. Congratulations, man!

My heart is absolutely overflowing with gratitude for all the captions and votes you people contributed to this contest. Seriously, I'm gonna need a mop and some towels to sop up all this gratitude. Shit's everywhere. Thank you, boys and girls, for another fun time full of laughs. Hope y'all join us again!


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